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The Great Cookie Capers!
*Looks at his handcuffed hand, before glancing at the unconscious ranger, before rolling their eyes*

Even when you are not trying, you are still quite vexing. Thanatos, can you please release me from my bonds, and escort this bloke to the barracks.

*Thanatos nods, before griping the chain between the handcuffs, and dissolving them away with darkness*
*Afterwards, goes over to the passed out ranger, pick them up, before fading away with him*

I don't know where they live, so might as well put the bugger somewhere safe and close by. Though, on the subject of our wayward ranger, you need to give the chap a raise, because I think they saved my life. Don't quite know the detail myself, what with passing out due to radiation poisoning, but whatever they did, it right knackered me.

*Puts a hand to their forward, their migraine not diminished in the slightest*

Quite honestly, if it was not for all the adrenaline still coursing through me, I be far worse of then I am right now. Saving you was my priority at the time, so despite how terrible I felt -and still feel, I might add- I couldn't let something like a post-mortem experience hinder me, hehe!

*Peers through his finger at his beloved, before letting out a tired sigh, and wanly smiling*

Besides that and the toxic arsehole ruining our dinner date, the only things I am aware of is that your ranger tried conducting a sting operation and failed spectacularly, and that the Tandor pirates are somehow involved in this mess.

*Pours themself a glass of wine, and fills a glass for Phantom, and hands it over to them*

All I just want to do now is enjoy a glass of wine with you, and head off to dreamland. Preferably, at you place, if you don't mind. A fitting hero reward, do you not agree? I have my Dramsama tailing the wanker anyway, so she'll be able to fill in the gaps of information.

*Sips his wine, before looking starring at Phantom, looking nervous, before steeling themselves*

Now that we are alone, relatively speaking, I have something to confess. The reason I wanted to have dinner with you tonight was not to simply exchange information, but to ask something precious from you.

*Places their wine glass down, stands up, and, reaching into his jacket, takes out a small black box*

In my ever so bold and roguish way...

*Crouches down, one knee on the ground, and present the box to the love of their life*
*Opens the box, revealing a chocolate diamond studded ring*

Will you marry me?
Like the wind, I come and go as I please... but I am always there to provide a comforting breeze.

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Heart Phantom is my OTP~ Heart

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*has been petting Hydreigon's enourmous head all the time that carefully leanes into my right shoulder, listening to their respone*

Hm... Guess I'll call in the two Rangers involved in this tomorrow then to hear them out. Oh, and that one who, as you say, saved your life, will get his reward – I'll abstain substracting the destruction my office door from his salary~

*next, stares at the ring before facing the cookie thief, and giving him a soft relieved expression and a mild smile* …You know, I saw something like this coming somehow. And... I have no idea how my Rangers and your Subordinates are supposed to handle, well, this, as soon as they hear about it, but... since you wish to stay overnight at my place... looks like the tea tomorrow morning together will be the first as an engaged pair then...
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*A wide grin breaks across his face, as he laughs in jubilation*

Sod your Rangers! I don't care if they object or not, because you just made me the happiest thief in the world!

*Slips the ring onto Phantom's finger, gently caressing their hand, then kisses it*

*Looks deeply into their eyes* To think, this whole relationship start because I just happened to rob a backery you where in at the time. I may not have made off with the baker's confections, but I ended up stealing something far sweeter...

*The Cookie Theif's eyes start to droop, the events of the day finally catching up to him*

He he... I love you, Phantom. I'm sad..to say that.. I at my limit... So much... for that wine...

*The thief eyes were blurring in and out of focus, and his eyes start to close*

At least...I'll...wake up beside.......

*The Cookie's Thief's eyes finally closed, and his head slumped right into Phantom's lap*
Like the wind, I come and go as I please... but I am always there to provide a comforting breeze.

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Heart Phantom is my OTP~ Heart

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(Sorry I haven't been on as much as I would like  Big Grin )
[Dont forget this is continuing from Tainlong's offer]
"Well you sure got my interest alright," said Xenoic, "Hand the vial to Duplicat over yonder and we can hash out the details as we are deciding on a very important issue that is currently facing us." (Duplicat will be checking the validity of the DNA and referencing to known databases the facility has)

Xenoic explains, "If you managed to get here and contact me in person, then surely it would only be a matter of time before those rangers will find this place." *Xenoic stands up and presses a yellow button across the room* "For all I know they are already here."

*The facility lights up with dim yellow lights and an automated message starts playing*
^Warning! Warning! Amber alert! All personnel are to be vigilant at all times! Automated patrol drones will be activated and pokemon currently still in their pokeballs are required to be sent out! The current personnel on the island will also have to check in near the facility^ (The message repeats 3 times before ending)

*Xenoic walks over to a PC of sorts in the room and pulls out various pokeballs and have them carried outside to be opened by Sable*
"Tianlong, we have a choice in front of us, do you want to fortify the facility or have the facility moved?"
"Work smarter, not harder" ~Unknown

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Tianlong gently claps his hands together, mindful of the critically valuable DNA in his hands. "Splendid! May we have fortunate times, both bold and favorable." Walking over to the Duplicat, they deposited it into their care, rather certain that its going to run a deluge of test to verify its authenticity. Standard operational procedure and processing, and all the stuff any organized crime boss does with new acquisitions. Same old, same old. "Take good care of that sample, copycat. It took quite the effort on my part to obtain it, and it be quite a waste if any of it were lost. That be rather deleterious, eh?" they said, chuckling.

With the Zygarde DNA handed over, they went back over to the leader, casually glancing at the gathering of Pokemon around him. At Xenoic's commend, they would decend upon him, and do their level best to main, dismember, gore, slice and various other ways to end him. Of course, they would not have come here unprepared for such a possibility, but fortunately nothing amiss happened. 'What would come from that, if he refused my offer? I guess time will time whether we find out or not, I suppose', they though, as they mulled over Xenoics concern over their position being compromised. A few seconds, a bunch of flashing lights, and plenty of noise to back it up, and the leader's fear have been made reality to everyone listening.

They saw him walk over and retrieve a few Pokeballs, and, upon hearing their question, shook their hand. "No, I believe we need make like a Ghastly and Ghost out of here. While I didn't expect your island retreat to be compromised so early, I have already taken the liberty of procuring some private land for our relocation. It was supposed to be for expansion and offsite development, but sometimes event take place without our Zygarde. Start evacuation of the island, and meet me at the island clearing." With that said, Tianlong departed from Xenoic, pulling out a walkie talkie.
Like the wind, I come and go as I please... but I am always there to provide a comforting breeze.

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Heart Phantom is my OTP~ Heart

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Xenoic chuckles and speaks into the walkie talkie, "Call me paranoid but, I did just make enemy of the rangers and other various figures that shouldn't be taken too lightly,"  as he orders the pokemon to help move his cargo. Xenoic continues, " It was only a matter of time anyways and besides my pokemon have all been selected for their diverse and strong abilities, they are very efficient and creative."

*Sable releases the pokeballs which had Oblivicorn, Gellin, Frosthra and Nucleon*
*As they quickly get adjusted to the surroudings, Sable quickly explains the situation and they start to help the evac*

Seikamater stops laying her webs and starts ordering her colony of bug pokemon to carry all the equipment and cargo to the evac point. The Frosthra and Archilles proceed to clear the path and deal with any blockage in the way. Gellin supercharges the lights and computers to short circuit them and covers up their tracks with various plant life (The data is saved on hard drives and other mobile transportation of data). Nucleon handles all radioactive materials with Xenoqueen. Oblivicorn scouts around and make sure there are no issues and provides areas for Frosthra and Archilles to clear. Yatagaryu causes a heavy thunderstorm to block flight into the island. Sable put his mega-stone collection in a suitcase and hands it off to a Firoke passing by. Sable then starts arming a Fusion Bomb that was found hidden in the storage area (An experimental bomb based on mega-stone energy that causes extreme overgrowth of unstable plant life that covers entire cities).

Xenoic, after checking in on progress, says into the walkie talkie, "The queen's workers are dropping the cargo near a frigate which they will load onto once everything's accounted for. I'm going to cover up my tracks in a flashy way so, I'm going to record it knowing your a flashy kind of guy. Oh, I almost forgot, I never did catch specifically what you wanted from me."
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Tianlong stalked out of the facility, and pulled out what looked like a tablet of some sort. A few swipes later, and a screen came up, housing various different people and all relevant information about them. Moving that list aside, they accessed their encrypted messaging system, and type out a brief message: "SUNNY PARADISE IS OVER. TIME FOR VACATION TO DISTANT SHORES." Selecting everyone on the list, he then sent the text, before switching to a new screen entirely. Deftly inputing a code, he accessed their Command Center, and ordered a Stealth Helicopter to their location. 'ETA: 30 MINUTES.'; they sighed, but they knew that was the best they were going to get on such short notice. Perhaps they should have scheduled the meeting somewhere more secluded... then again, such and encounter would not had made nearly the impression.

"Fortune favors the bold, but they never said it was always good fortune," they mused, listening to Xenoic ordering his subordinates around. Raising a conceled eyebrow at their 'Flashy cover up' idea, they couldn't help but chuckle over the radio, before quipping "Well, I do so enjoy theatrics, so I appreciate you putting on a dazzling performance. Anyhow, I have gotten us a chopper for us to abscond in, so you at least don't have ride Cloystered in that cramp ship." It was true, Tianlong always enjoyed a good bit of drama, as well as more than a good dose of Humor. They didn't enjoy tragedy, though. They had fill of it for a lifetime.

Zoning out for a moment, they almost didn't catch the leader's inquiry, but they managed to silkily respond "Heh heh, well, I always did regret that the Genome Project was shutdown. They is a whole lot of potential for that sort of technology, the least of which is militant. Imagine what the properly sequenced Pokémon DNA would do for the commercial sector? I know quite a few people who would be interest in a spliced workforce, or even giving more 'flavor' to regular Pokémon. The Delta series is proof enough that such specimens are quite useful."

Tianlong paused for a moment, mulling over what else they wanted to say, before smooth speaking into the walkie talkie, a hidden frown stretching across their face. "But that not you asked, is it? What do I from you genetic escapades? What I require is some aid on some... delicate matters. Your expertise in genetics and lack of scruples are perfect for the job I have in mind. I'll explains the details once we are in the air; clock is ticking, after all. I rather we be Flying to safer waters then stick around for what you have planned for this island," they concluded, before switching the radio off, awaiting Xenoic and the helicopter's arrival.
Like the wind, I come and go as I please... but I am always there to provide a comforting breeze.

Member of Team PUNishment. Pun-pare for Struggle, make it Double Team!

Heart Phantom is my OTP~ Heart

Online ID: 000650
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- Far away at the Ranger HQ -


How adorable! Sleep well, my sweetish abducter... And thanks for coming after me... *kisses their head in my lap, then begins to stroke it softly*

- After doing that for a while (and emptying both glasses of wine – would be quite a pity to let it go waste, wouldn't it?~ ), the Chief Ranger frozes as if something was definitely not as it should be, and the formerly gentle expression fades away. -

That's great... With you fast asleep, how are we supposed to get away from the office now?

Ah, maybe... *speaks into the darkness of the room* Thanatos, or any other of the Ghosts, is someone of you still there? I know I'm not in the state of giving you orders, but would you mind escorting us home to me, please...? And, ehm, could you get your Master ready for bed somehow?  I don't think he would be pleased if I wake him up just to tell him to change clothes...


(Okay, here's the explanation why I had to contact the Cookie Thief in the first place: Remember how I mentioned that I'll fly on my Hydreigon to the Restaurant? Well, I completely missed that I had it forget Fly for a different move. Without Fly, it cannot carry me around. I could have my shiny Dramsama teleport me, but that one's with Bailey. I could have taken to underground to the Restaurant, but the next train would go in half an hour the moment I realised the situation. So, instead of having them wait, I saw no other possibility but to contact them... )
"Anything can be art. Anything can be self-expression. Now take your weapon and run with it" [Gerard Way]
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(06-21-2017, 10:59 PM)PhantomUnderYourDesk Wrote: Well, be welcome back! None will bite here, and we have cookies all over. *hands one*

What an adorable Fusion between Blitzle, Keldeo and Raichu there in your icon. (Honestly, I like it somehow~)

*Appear behind Phantom, ties them up, then steals all of their cookies*

My my, today sure has been lucrative for the bake goods thievery industry. Never learn, people, for it fills my pockets with sweets!

*Looks over to UraniumRainer* Oh, almost forgot about you their for a second! Welcome and high tiding, my friend! I hope the forums are to your liking here, for they are a better place with your arrival! Also, pay no mind to the robbery in process. Tata~!
 
*Vanishes into the shadows*
Like the wind, I come and go as I please... but I am always there to provide a comforting breeze.

Member of Team PUNishment. Pun-pare for Struggle, make it Double Team!

Heart Phantom is my OTP~ Heart

Online ID: 000650
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There is no need to tie me up when stealing cookies, I wouldn't make it to object anyway. :C
Hmm... I bet they'll be sorry and come back to free me again. Or steal more~ ... I hope. If not... Flareon, dear... Come over here...
"Anything can be art. Anything can be self-expression. Now take your weapon and run with it" [Gerard Way]
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