INSANE CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY
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OK that was clumsy, but here's the idea:
Have you ever dreamed of a wish being granted by Santa? (well, I did but no one asked me about it and I keep getting stuffs I didn't want or nothing, sighs). This is your chance. Here's the deal:
This Christmas I will give away 10 Christmas gifts for the 10 luckiest persons here. Certainly, those gifts must be related to Pokémon Uranium. Those gifts may include:
- Shinies.
- Rare items.
- 6IVs (genderlesses included).
- Competitive pokemons of your dream (nature, stat, HP, HA, etc.).
- Other insane stuffs that you can imagine.
So, how to get them? Unfortunately, there are no free good stuffs, kids guys.
The first criterion: you must comment something that makes me satisfied (it could be about, like, "Why do you want it?", "Why should I give it to you?", "The memoir of you getting bullied by other pokemons (
)", blah blah). I like funny, weird and random stuffs so try your best.
The second criterion: well this is the hardest part. You must give me a pokemon (anyone will work) of your own (you catch, breed, hack them) naming "Your name's sock". E.g. Jason's sock. AND state your requirements CLEARLY, ACADEMICALLY in detail (if any field is left out, I will consider it as whatever, like random nature or IVs). I expect you to understand what you are asking for
. Don't use poetic words, metaphors or any stuffs like that cuz Santa is too old and goofy busy for those OR you may get what you didn't ask for (unless you really want random stuffs
). I won't ask you twice (no Santa does). That's it. You must comment your wishes not later than 20/12/2016. I will update the winner list very often and you will get your gifts as soon as they are ready (be patient) before 24/12/2016 (I will try my best but if I can't get it on time, I will eventually do it). I will send you private messages to instruct you to get your gifts.
If there are (sadly) fewer than 10 requests, I will fulfill all the (possible) ones.
Q&A
Q. Is there anything I CANNOT ask for?
A. Yes, a lot:
- Duplicats.
- Unbreedable pokemons.
- Shiny legends, shiny nuclears (just ask, I may have, wild ones), shiny 6IVs, shinies of specific IV spread (just ask, I may have some in stock).
- Master balls.
- Anything that could get me banned.
- Levelled or evolved pokemons (I am too lazy to do that and I will ignore your wishes anyway, you lazy kids).
- Hm, I cannot think of anything else, but there should be more. Hey don't worry, if I like you and I cannot fulfill your wish, I will let you ask for another one.
Q. Can I ask for more than 1 gift?
A. No, the purpose of this thread is to make everyone happy, not to exploit stuffs. However, you can still ask for an insane pokemon holding an insane stuff. If I (somehow) find out that you ask for more than 1 gift, you will get nothing for being a bad kid.
Q. Can I just ask for something crazy?
A. I love crazy.
Q. Why are there only 10 granted wishes?
A. Believe it or not, I have a real life too. Sorry if I disappoint you, better luck next time (if there is any
) and anyway, you all have my "Merry Christmas".Q. Why do I get banned after receiving my gift?
A. Because you gave me a hacked sock, you hacker.
Q. Why do you do this?
A. Because I am Santa. It's my duty.
Q. My comment is REAALLY good. How could I NOT win?
A. Because I'm crazy.
Q. Why does your English suck?
A. Hey, I've been lived in ... (ahem) the North Pole my entire life. Go away you $%#@! kid.
Q. Stop calling me kid. And what with that freaking sock name?
A. Eh, sorry if I offended you, kids guys. I just wanna offer a Christmas atmosphere
. Here's the winners list:
(12-22-2016, 12:08 PM)Jason86JR Wrote: OKAYYY!
Sooo I had my last request done for this season. Wanted to say something earlier and more decent, but these was never my forte.
What I want to say is I want to thank everyone MUCH for joining me in this very first thread of my own, especially THE ONES giving their stockings along with their hearts (I hope, just kidding). Those are what I have:
From Left to Right: Blues Sock, PhntmsSock, SpiriSock, Era's Sock, Weird Sock, Carlos'sho. Ahaha, weird names, aren't they?
There are many more: I feel more handsome now, got an incredible drawing for my own, jokes to cheer me up and 2 fantastic Christmas stories. What more could I ask for?
At first I expected many more people would join me so I can give more but now thinking about it, this many is just PERFECT for me to prepare my best and enjoy yours best.
However, there is still something lingering in my head. As an engineer, marketing is not my strength and I can see this thread didn't do its job very well. Therefore, I'm open for your suggestions for a great good: is the interface not friendly enough? The request is so annoyed and doesn't worth it? This kind of thread doesn't meet anyone's needs as PU has reached a point where everyone could afford their own needs without risking to expose themselves to ... me? What should I do to improve it?
Above all, wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS. May all good things come your way in the coming NEW YEAR.
Love you all,
Santa with,


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