The Great Cookie Capers!

[Lord Windos]

*Glances at his appearance, before ruefully grinning at his love*

Well, the best laid plans often go ary, as they say. Oh, how they do! I had this special night planned for us, when so wanker came and ruined it all. The least I could spare from this travesty was this fine bottle of wine!

*Smiles sultrily at his darling*

Perhaps we can share it together in a more... intimate setting. While the necrotic haze and cannon fire add a certain flair to these festivities, I think we would both prefer calmer waters.

*Laugh a bit, before clutching his head in pain*

Graaa.... still a bit nackered from whatever the blazes happened to me. Whatever it was, it feels like someone rammed a crocay mallet straight through my cranial cavity. Arrrrguuuve....

*Looks down at the unconscious ranger, which was being levitated by his Gengar*

This poor chap has the answers to that mystery, seeing as he saved my life. Once we are out of here, I do hope you give him a commendation for his efforts...right after a round smack in the head.

*Stops grimancing, and smiles at Phantom, before extending his hand*

This high seas voyage of ours was rather smashing, but let call it a night, shall we?

*Reaches out, and as the Cookie Thief touches them, a distortion of space consumes them, whisking all of them away*

As for the others left... well, they can tend to their own device, can't they?