The Great Cookie Capers!

[Lord Windos]

Says the one who tied her up and stole all her pokemon from her.  Safety is a concern in such a situation, no?  Can you blame me for stepping in?  I'd advise you to carefully watch what you do now and in the future.  Now then, I really must be taking my leave, so ta ta.  

Dragonstrike pulls out Shed Shells and Teleports away with his pokemon and the cookies before Perish Song takes effect!

*Tsks a bit, shaking his head to no one in particular while shrugging*

I would have returned their Pokémon eventually, and treat them to a nice dinner as a way of compensation. Honestly, I don't need to steal cookies from them at this point; If I asked politely enough, they would give me their whole supply.

*Walks over to where Phantom was still tied up, now completely knocked out by the necrotic haze, and picks them up*

That's not as fun for the both of us, however, so this scenario plays out again and again for our enjoyment. I, the dashing rouge, and they, the damsel in distress...its quite a loving pairing, don't you say?

*Snaps his fingers, and the miasma was sucked up by all his Ghost Pokémon that were present on the field*

Still, that's not to say we are not receptive to those that want to participate in our merriment! I've enjoyed small conflict, and am certainly not found wanting with your deviousness!

*Conjures yet another rift in space, and looked towards it*

So become the dashing hero, foiling my plots for complete global cookie thievery, and protecting the innocent from my guile and cunning! Yes, that sound like a wonderful idea indeed! Just remember....

*The Cookie Thief flashes yet another charismatic smile*

For a thief of my caliber, I can literally snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Until we meet again~

*Steps into the portal with Phantom and their Pokémon (Which have been returned to their person), with the tear in space mending itself instantly*