The Great Cookie Capers!

[Lord Windos]

*The Cookie Thief rolled his eyes, and let out a theatrical sigh, taking another sip of his wine*

The one you took such time and care to type up and send, before your arrival here. Honestly, such evasiveness, while befitting of a man your occupation, is needless here. You left out quite a lot of detail, mainly about my engagement with Chief Phantom.

*The Thief inclines their head towards Dragonstrike*

Thank you for your desecration, by the way. If Interpol found out about my relationship with her, well, I would certainly have my work cut out for me! Conducting purge operations and stealing information from them is always a nice change challenge, but not one I need right now. Wedding first, bamboozling the international police second.

*Makes a flourish with his wine glass, as if to impress the man in front of them*

Your 'Boss', as you called him, is a nice person, if a little to dedicated to their work. Given what they been through, and the several times I put them through the ringer myself, they really should consider retiring by now. Though, since they have sent you on my trail, perhaps they are giving some thought to the idea. What's your opinion?