The Great Cookie Capers!

[Lord Windos]

*The Cookie Thief raised an eyebrow at them, then shrugged*

Fair enough point, my rival. If it comforts you, I haven't bothered to look into your background, besides what little Interpool has on file. I could, but what fun would it be just to dig up all your dirty laundry in one get go? I rather get to know you better over time, rather than just rush on ahead. I want to....

*Takes a long sip of his wine, before exhaling a sigh of pleasure*

Savor our budding relationship. Its rare for me to find such passionate people such as yourself or my honeybun, so I won't spoil myself and ruin everything. I want our relationship to be splendid and fruitful for the both of us, through peace and anarchy. Just like my relationship with your Boss, his Boss, and the Boss before his Boss.

*Places his glass down, and stares straight into Dragonstrike's eyes, piercing all the way to his soul*

So, please, stop acting so boring, so stiff, and show some of that energy you display during our fight. That's the Dragonstrike I want to be my rival, not this cardboard person you are trying hard to be.

*The Thief presence looms over them, cutting off the background noise of the restaurant*

Unshackle yourself from protocol, and make it worth my presence here to answer your questions. Because right now? You are acting just like another disposable agent I've lead astray: Mediocre.