[Meta thread] Iron's PokeRole Adventure: The Skull Ruins

[Lord Windos]

So that means he'll be facing:
A dancer with an injured (but healing) arm and a pearl that amplifies his psychic abilities to frightening levels
A fire horse
Two bees (only one might be necessary though)
An electric spider
and maybe a starfish (not so sure if this one will happen, but it might)

The duck is currently in the PC, unfortunately.

Well, this oughta be fun.  Kirlia and Staryu are the only ones on that list that don't resist Absorb, and Kirlia is, to put it bluntly, devastatingly powerful with the pearl and calm mind (gotta love having eight damage dice before the enemy defense and type advantages are factored in).  And he can heal up with Draining Kiss if things go awry somehow too, so even better.

How much HP does Michael have, again?

Michael has 5 HP, but if you factor in Absorb restoring at minimum 1 HP per usage, it can effectively double it HP, assuming no one blow knock him clean out. Given that Kirla has 8 fraggen damage dice per attack, though, and its unlikey that my mushroom will survive. At all, really. If he had both a Toxic orb and Leech Seed, it could maybe stand a chance, but again that attack power.... Even factoring in my Vit chopping off 2 damage from that assault, you Pokémon can still OHKO them, and if it doesn't then the follow up attack most likely will!

Shroomish is doomed against Swiftfire (unless the dice REALLY hate you for some reason), has a chance against Skippy (Stirke and Knockdown can help!), a better chance against Staryu, and less of a chance against Grid (Bug type plus Electric Web throws a wrench in Michael survivability, but it has Low HP). My mushroom is not going to get mulched-its goind to be puréed.