[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

The Merchant offers to pay you the standard far for the Stardust, as while it was a rarity, it was not some form of deluxe community that everyone and there mum were craving for. The moment the Balm Mushroom came out, though, it was snatched from your hand almost instantly, as the robbed figure examine the item in question. Turning around, sniffing it, feeling its texture and poking it with a nail-which is blue coloured now, you notice, before nodding their head in sastifaction. "Ai, this is eh Balm Mushroom yue got here, stranga. Dun't knuw huw yue meneged tu get eh huld uf soch eh extremely valuable halucogenetic shroom, but yue did if me eyes eren't deceiving me. End yue are luking fer eh boyer uther then me?"

The mysterious figure makes a wounded gesture with the hand holding your prize, kneeling over and shaking their head. "Wou is me, woe is me! Me costomers ere luking for other merchant then gud old me. Tha world is endig, eh tell yue!" Then they immediantly righted themselves back into their former position, letting out that chuckle again as the waggled their finger at you. "Hahehaheha, I'm just kidding, stranga! Heve to heve eh little fun everynow and again, ur I'll gu mad I'll tell yue! Ai, Ai knuw uf eh seler for thet shroom uf yuers, but soch knowledge will cust yue $2500 Poke. Telling yue tha uther boyer cuts intu me profit mergins, su Ai need tu meke money sumehuw! If yue cen't stumech thet fine, I'll buy it frem yue fer tha stenderd price."

"As fer Attribute boosting items, Ai heve tha stenderd X Item line fer helf tha cost; they aren't sellin in this city fer sume reason! Ai also heve eh couple uf medicinels thet might interest ya. First is sume Non-additive Pain Killer. They completely negate Pain in the target, end they prevent them frum flitching either! Yue cen even mix them with Alcohol to duble its effects, if yue REALLY need to kill tha agnory. Uf curse, you'll liable to Poison yueself thet wey, but an Antidote cen clear op thet instantly. Alung with tha benefits, but hey, et least yue nut puking yuer guts out!"

Second is Stimulet called Turbo. Gives yue soch heightened perception sum might sey time sluws down on yue, end mekes yue fester es well! When it weres uff, though, yue cen feel it fer quite eh while, but other then thet their ere nu uther short term side effects. Perfect fer a battler soch es yuerself, eh? The Pain Killers will cost yue $1250 , while tha Turbo cust $2500 Poke. Costly, but yue git yuer muney's wurth with these items!"

Custom Items!:

Pain Killers
Cost: $625 Poke
Effect: Ignore all Pain modifiers for the rest of the scene, as well as prevent Flitching in the target. No side effects from short term use, so its literally a pain free solution!  When combined with Alcohol, though, its (the booze) effects are doubled, but I roll 3D6 to determine whether or not you Poison yourself. Antidote clears up the effects, but also the positive upsides. It doesn't discriminate between good and bad chems, it just neutralizes them!
Uses: 30 Pills, but each has to be used on the Pokémon to be effective, rather that just the trainer.

Turbo
Cost: $1250 Poke
Effect: Reduce the cost of Multiple action by 1 for each action. Example: 5 actions now cost 4/5/6/7/8 , instead of the usual. It also temporarily raises DEX by 1 , to make it even easier to abuse this. There is a step cost, though. After 3 Rounds, the effect wears of, all Multiple actions costs will increase by 1 , and single actions lose their accuracy bonus for 3 Rounds; DEX drops back to normal. Antidotes can't touch these negative effects, so your out of luck!
Uses: 2, only needs to affect the trainer to work.