[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

The Merchant let out that characteristic crackle of thiers, taking the Stardust and all their Poke on hand, before handing back $200 Poke. "Uf cuorse I du, stranga! I wuld be out uf biz if I didn't knuw huw me trade wurks, especially since I specialize in 'll surts uf illegel items! Hehahehahe! Nuw, I'll tell yue whu will boy this shroom uf yuers-oh, here yue gu by tha wey," they said, handing back the Balm Mushroom to you, their interest in the object now diminished since they were not going to be the one receiving it. "Keep this knowledge quiet, yue here me? Dun't went everyone end their mum finding out abuot this, end you'll agree with me once yue heer whu it is!"

"Elright, I've kept yue in suspense lung enough: Its Erika, the bloody Gym Leader of Celadon City! Would yue believe thet, under thet prim and pruper demeanor, leys eh herd cure drug user? Heard she gut intu 'll surt of 'herbal treatments' and 'natural medicines' to deal with tha stress of being nut only eh Gym Leader, but tu maintain thet image she has without strangling people in eh daily besis! She's eh a functional addict by nuw, eble tu fonctiun in society just fine while doped op, but still needs eh steady stream uf plants to keep her wired end sane. Thet there Balm Mushroom is her absolute favorite, end she'll du just abut anything tu get her hends on one, be it coughing op loads uf dough, eny nomber of favors fer, or...other things thet might please yue. Corner her and show this beby discretely, end yue'll heve her eating out uf yuer hends, hehahehahea!!!'

After they relayed this fascinating bit of information to you, the Merchant reaches into their shroud and pulled out all the X Items, put each pair of capsles in their own little baggies (For easy storage and access!), and then carefully took out and held the Turbo out for you to grab. "Like eh seid, this be eh useful item, but it pecks eh mean ponch uf its own in exechenge. Cerefol with it nuw."

Now that your business is done, anything else you need?