[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

(Cue Samael conversation, and then skipping to just after it...)

Kyubi helps Reiner hobble back to the Center to get his pokemon and ankle fixed up.  It also happens to be a good time to update Mew on what happened.

'Mew, we got 'em...sort of.  Romeo and Juliet are no more, but their Gardevoir escaped with the kids, unfortunately.  They shouldn't cause the festival any more problems, though.  Arial's also out cold for who knows how long.  Juliet had T.P.K. and blasted him with it when he annoyed her just a tad too much.  I've got the weapon in my bag currently for safekeeping, though it has a bit of an interest in Arial...and both likes and dislikes me.  I also picked up a fair bit of information from the cops as a reward for taking those criminals down, and some of it was a little...worrying, to say the least...'

A fraction of a second later, the psychic feline pinged you back, an odd mixture of happiness, extreme agitation, and weary exasperation suffusing her message back to you. "RrrraaaHaaa....things never stay simple and straightforward for you Reiner, do they? If they were, though, I might not be so interested and entertained by the antics you get yourself up to, so take the bad with the good I suppose. The children are going to be totally  and utterly screwed up because of this, but at least no one else will be violently murdered by via triggering a yandere couple, or have their heads smashed like a kid wacking a pinatta looking for candy. Haaa....but of COURSE that looney couple would have access to one of Arkus' own damn Cursed Arms, the one I hate only less than Ms. Die For Me and Mamudo Eclipse , the perveted and abominable incarnation of all that is WRONG  and TWISTED about MY elemental affinity : that Areas fucking damn T.P.K.!!! RRRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!!! "

(Angry growling and hissing could be heard over the link, before silence for several minute).... 

"Excuse me for that outburst, Reiner. All the Legendaries hate the Cursed Arm of Creation, but I hold a particularly strong grudge against them. Many of my friends died because somebody decided that their were one to many mythical beings around for whatever reason, and culled our numbers with those wretched devices. That, and I was nearly killed by the Cursed Arm you currently wield, so I'm not in the greatest mood in the world right now concerning them. Sorry about that, partner.... Haaa....well, like I said, I can't do anything meaningful in regards to these horrendous weapons, so if that THING wants either you or Arial to wield it, then so be it. If you want it yourself, I doubt it will like working with your other Arm all that much, but its infuriatingly not unheard of throughout history for either person or Pokémon capable of wielding MUTIPLE of these blasted weapons to FANTASTIC AND BLOODY effectiveness, so I could be wrong about this. Arial being the wielder of this gun, though...oh dear. That would be a match made in HELL, given he's already Insane and a Masochist, so he could use the vile thing's powers with disguisting ease. As for the what abilities this gun possesses....haaaa, I'll tell you about them once that THING decides who will be its next wielder. I don't want to talk about it anymore than I already have, so let's drop this subject for now, before I start breaking furniture in our room..."

"I have a feeling that isn't the last of the annoyingly bad news, isn't it? Go on, tell me. Might as well get it out of the way now, as I'm already worn out and cranky like you wouldn't believe, so its not like anything else you bring to my attention will poison my mood even further..."