[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

"Kid, if that was true, I think you would have Scalded all of our (Executives and Giovanni) mouths and lite them on fire by this point. By Arceas, the shenanigans you and your Weavile get up to on a daily basis is simply astounding, and that Kingdra of yours isn't easy to clean up when she goes on a Dragon Dance fueled bender half way through a mission. Most often any fuck ups because of those two is because you bollocks up somethings and created a downward spiril that just keeps growing and growing... Your lucky the Boss and Proton are more lenienant with you than most other Grunts, 'cause if you pulled half the crazy, stup shit you do under my command? I'd let my Tyrannatar have a few round with you to be both our personal stress ball. Better be thankful their willing to put up with, Reiner!"

"...hahahahHAHAHAHA, THAT FUCKING MORON DID WHAT? Hahahaha.....*Wipes a tear from their eyes* thanks, kid, I need so humor to lighten up my day, and nothing beats making a fool out of those blasted, motherfucking feds, unintentionally or not! Hehehehe....ah, the irony, a Rocket Grunt doing the Police's job better than they ever could! See, this is one of the main reason I hate those blue shirted bastards: they are fucking useless at what their supposed to do! Even if its not our bloody damn job, Team Rocket ends up keeping the streets clean of crime and regulating what we leave FAR better than they do, and we become rich and wealthy in the process. They know that too, but those blue bitches STILL try to be an ever annoying thorn in our side, instead of just making a deal or plain fucking off to greener pastures! If I'd told them anything about the Vampire, they would be crawling over me right now trying to pick my life apart for every smigen of detail, instead of doing their JOB, so fuck if I'm going to tell them anything!"

At last line of response and your farewell, the firey tempered Executive hand snatched to grab your own and yanked you just millimeters away from her own face, staring into your eyes with ones filled with icy hot fury in her own that sends a shock of fear down your spine at its INTENSITY. "If you are going to squash that cunting monster, don't kill her. BRING HER TO ME INSTEAD. She's responsible for laying me up in this soft, coddling hell like this, and I want to repay for her kindness by taking it out of every. single. inch. of. her. flesh. Consider this an order from me, Reiner. Bring them here and KEEP YOUR FUCKING TRAP SHUT, and I'll personally reward you handsomely. Got it?! Then get going!"

Ariana then shoved you right back towards the door, Kyubi swooping in to cradle you as you fell backwards, prevent a painful reunion with the ground. Especially consider that it could have banged up your ankle again; that would be quite excruciating indeed!