[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

'Good...grief...what is up with this guy?  Either he's hyper aware or completely oblivious, and there's no in-between...those are certainly some powerful drugs, though...might as well help myself to a few of them, I guess.  Never know when something that strong might come in handy.'

And once he's done with discretely pinching a few of the drugs...

"Alright, I've had enough of this.  If water's not going to work, let's see how he likes being jolted."

Out comes Raijin next.

"Hello once again, Raijin.  Could you do me a favor and hit this man with your Electrify attack until he wakes up?  Sopping wet as he is, he should hopefully wake fairly quickly, and then you can return to your pokeball if you desire."

Raijin looks at the drench, literally saltly old man, does some blazing fast calculation and fact checking in his head, before he looks at you with a bored, sedate, yet somehow extremely deadpan look on his face. The thunder god then casually walks over to the nearby lamp of the room, places a scaley hand upon it, and channel just the smallest fraction of his electrical power.

The Lamp glowed an almost blinding white light in an instant, before the bulb shattered and the whole thing started to spark, though the lazy lizard prevent it from smoking by draining it dry of the leftover charge.

He turns his head back towards you, points to the old man, then at that ruined Lamped, before casually knocking the light fixture over, where it broke into many, many different piece. Raijin shakes his head, making his point and view in the matter abundantly clear, before they rotate away from you and move over to the bed in the room, gets under the covers and lays his head on the pillow, before promptly falling asleep.