[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

"Anyways...before I go and get Mew, Emily, and Angelica, let me just rehash what this Vampire is capable of for good measure."  (Walls of text are fun, right?)  

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"We already know she's a bug user, so it stands to reason that she has a particular kind of weapon...Petrel, this information is just as sensitive as the existence of that Ultra Beast, if not more.  This weapon..."  Reiner holds up Mamudo Eclipse to show Petrel, then pockets it again.

"... the weapon which Juliet was wielding and that Arial is now the rightful wielder of, and the one that Vampire has in her possession are what are known as the Cursed Arms of Creation.  They are indestructible, powerful beyond words, will always find their way back into their wielder's hands regardless of what happens to them, attack with a specific element, and have a mind of their own.  The details of how certain individuals come into the possession of these things are rather unimportant for the most part, as the more pressing question is what the wielder can do with the weapon, as each one is different from the last, and not even Mew knows what every last one of them does.  

"The Vampire's weapon attacks with Bug type energy, and is traditionally a rather close ranged weapon according to Mew, so I'd recommend keeping your distance from the Vampire herself if at all possible.  It saps the target's energy at an incredibly rapid rate whenever it makes contact, and can even permanently cripple and kill the target in the process.  These weapons all have downsides, though, to counteract their massive power out of necessity by some law of the universe or something.  The Bug type weapon also drains the user's energy whenever it's in use.  However, if the user is able to buff themselves in some way...like, say, an Ultra Beast getting stronger and stronger after every blow it lands...they can mostly counteract that downside and even effectively completely negate it.  And that's before we even consider this Vampire's Heal Block spamming Shedinja and Whirlwind spamming Beautifly.  The Vampire spams potions, blocks you from using any health restoring methods of your own (I'm assuming that means we're using the games' effect of only targeting the enemy team instead of pokerole's AOE that hits everyone), ambushes you from the shadows at every opportunity, has an incredibly powerful pokemon she probably shouldn't, and has an incredibly dangerous weapon which is the source of all these problems.  

"And if that wasn't enough, the very, very last thing you want to do is touch a Cursed Arm without its consent.  These weapons can kill you on contact if they don't deem you worthy of wielding them.  Nobody touches that weapon until we've had a good look at it, period.

"So...what ideas have you got for taking on this menace?  She's making a fool of Team Rocket, the police, the gym...all of Celadon, really.  We're likely to run into her on tonight's little errand if she thinks either Kyubi here or Angelica looks like an easy target, so I want to hear some ideas.  I know Officer Angelica has a Golbat, Chansey, and Alolan Dugtrio, so she'll hopefully be able to hold her own.  And since she works for me, she'll listen to whatever suggestions I have for the course of action, so we don't have to worry about her not being here currently too much."