[Meta thread] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure : Celadon City Vandels

[Lord Windos]

So, we seeing an update to the Celadon campaign this weekend?

Yes, there will be a couple this weekend, but I still need work out with Phantom what is going to be done about Mina/Mitchell, as that is sort of the proverbial brick wall that has stopped all progress and partially the reason I'm not updating so much anymore (Besides school work being a nuisance that need be done). Bah, I really should have thought her inclusion in my game a little more neatly, but alas, what can you do?

'Windy, you are the author-creator of this campaign, so you have none of my sympathy for this situation you opened yourself right up too. Of course, I really don't have any to give you, since you had that and much more coming for being such a despicable, conniving troll to EVERYONE in Celadon!'

You would think that you'd learn your lesson the first time, after getting housed down with a squirt gun that can punch through titanium, but apparently you can't douse the 'rightous' temper of a whimsical and divine feline.

You know how much I HATE being called a god, so knock off with the condensending worship, you prick!

Would you prefer I called you Pixie Sticks, then? I'd say that would be a more fitting name, consider your-

DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF THAT. DON'T. I'll tell everyone about that embarrassing, foolish THING you did in High School, and see how you like being humiliated! So nya!

.....You are very lucky that I both like you and that your so gosh darn important in my story, or otherwise I'd have you muzzled and sent off to Pet Obedience School for your vitriolic temper and constant harshment. If you wish to push your luck against me, though, be my guest. Make my day, Mew. Don't forget, YOU are not the only one affected by your actions, so if you do something increadibly dumb....

.....Arceas above and Giratina bellow, I hate you so much right now.

The feeling is not mutual, unfortunately. Otherwise, you would be not, so suck it up and get back behind the forth wall! Reiner's counting on you and your assistance in the coming days and battles, so get your pink fuzzy rear in gear and go!

Grrrrrrraaaaagggggrrrrrrrr, may you suffer horrendous headache, you bastard!

Jokes on you, I already have one, so nya!

GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH!