[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

'Arrrgggghhh...there's ANOTHER one? What the heck is going on here?!  And where the heck are you stupid voices coming from?!'

*A string of draconic curses. I don't dare repeat follows*

'Bah, whatever.  I can ask Mew about this later.  And I already know about the 'life for a life' trade off! Why do you think I didn't order Lethal force against Beautifly and Shedinja in the first place?!  Just...just walk me through this process.  I don't want to screw this up, and I doubt YOU want to see me screw up either!  Or am I wrong?'

(Oh dear...you seem to have pushed a button, Windos...best help him do what he needs to do...)

(Ohohohohoho, don't get too riled up now! Being overemotional is just as bad for the ritual as having a panic attack, though I highly doubt you don't already know this on some level. We are just trying to lend aid to you, however dubious and erratic it may appear. Ah, but you are mistaken about my intentions, dear Reiner....)

(See, I don't care, per say, that Mina lives or dies. She was fated to perish by the hands of The Vampire, to be the catalyst for your rightous outrage and give you ample motivation to track down and pay evil unto evil, and the artist has admirably served her role. Well, not precisely. Her fate was multi-fold until this very night, but the details are superflorous at best. Fact is, Mina Mab was supposed to die and stay dead, but the possibility of her resurrection was also on the table too given the right circumstance and some protest from my peers.)

(Thing is, Mew herself were supposed to conduct the ritual in that eventuality, not you. Quite honestly, if it were not for outside intervention on the part of....well, I won't spoil, but if it were not for their aid, their is the good chance that you would have ended up a smear on the road, or half digested in Buzzwole's 'gut'. Seeing as you are now Mew the Creator herself- for however long that will remain true, I haven't a clue yet!- now, though, that changes the given plot quite a bit, and creates oh so many interesting possibilities for everyone to explore, and ever more complications for you! Delightful, really, though I imagine you strongly disagree with me on this point, Ohohohoho!)

(.....Now then, when I said I wanted Beautifly, I didn't want them to be used in the resurrection process per say. No, I want them myself, in exchange for the knowledge and aid in reviving Mina with another Pokémon that is not The Vampire's. I consider myself a helpful being, but I am by no means particularly very kind or generous unless its suits my fancy, so when I saw your intention with that deadly butterfly, why, I simply had to put my foot down! A sacrifice isn't a sacrifice if the person making it doesn't stand to lose or suffer greatly for giving said thing or being up for something in exchange, whether it be equivicol or not. Allowing you to simply kill off Beautifly like so would only serve to benefit you and Mina, since the Pokémon has no value or personal meaning to you beside being the minion of The Vampire, which you want dead or captured anyway. Such a revival would only cheapen the whole process in my eyes, really.)

(No, if you want my help in bringing back that fae artist into the game, you'll have to find some other sacrifice I'm afraid. I have some suggestions, mind you, but they are without meaning until you give me your answer on this: do you desire my aid and the stipulations there of, or would you rather do it by yourself and tell me to fuck off? Their are consequences for either choice, but that is the devil in the deal. All thing have a price in this world, and my help is a luxury that you can 'happily' do without, so what will it be Reiner?)