[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

(Are you sure giving him access to our version of the internet is a good idea, Windos?)

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'Just get lost already.  Not being able to move from this spot is bad enough as it is.  I don't want to have to listen to your constant yammering as well.  If you'll excuse me, I need to find ways to entertain myself for the next few days...'

(I've taken the liberty of censoring/blocking the obvious things that would result in him experiencing an existial crisis or suffering a mental breakdown, so the chance of him permenantly mentally scaring himself are minimal, if he heeds my earlier warnings. Besides, what the harm in him watching YouTube or accessing TV Tropes? Might help him out in the future, even!)

(Though, you should treat your elders a little better, Reiner! All they want to do is teach you their ways, and help you achieve your goals in the manner they see best. Then again, given your own sordid history with such people, I would imagine that would be quite difficult for you to do, so pay us no mind! Ohohohohoho!)