[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

(I've taken the liberty of censoring/blocking the obvious things that would result in him experiencing an existial crisis or suffering a mental breakdown, so the chance of him permenantly mentally scaring himself are minimal, if he heeds my earlier warnings. Besides, what the harm in him watching YouTube or accessing TV Tropes? Might help him out in the future, even!)

(Though, you should treat your elders a little better, Reiner! All they want to do is teach you their ways, and help you achieve your goals in the manner they see best. Then again, given your own sordid history with such people, I would imagine that would be quite difficult for you to do, so pay us no mind! Ohohohohoho!)

[Well, as long as he can't stumble across the Uranium forums, I guess that's fine.  Ironically, this is probably a good way for him to learn the remaining Z-move dances if that's an option...I imagine he's probably going to see just what exactly we know about Buzzwole and the Ultra Beasts, though...and maybe some other stuff that has some relevance to his life.  Unless you've blocked almost all informational pokemon sites so he can't really come out of this with too much more knowledge than he already has?  Gotta know the limits of what he can learn here, after all, since he's going to regularly have several days of downtime to entertain himself and surf the internet for info.]

'Okay, now you're just making me suspicious...what the heck are you guys DOING there?!'

(I'd like to point out real quickly that I'm not actually much older than Reiner is.  Just sayin'.)

'Okay, and that's relevant because...?  Are you guys going to leave or what?'

(Yes, we'll be leaving soon.  We have to sleep too, after all.)

'I thought you were always watching?  Can't watch if you're asleep, right?'

(Does it really matter if time is frozen and I know what the current state of things is already?)

'Just...just go already...'