[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

Spoiler

(*A timer appears on the T.U.V.E.I. that reads 'Showtime!' , before it and your monitor abruptly vanish!*)


The police officer startled and blushes in embarrashment at the fact that 'you' knew about her secret place of worship, but then a strange, fae thought occurred to her, one that you were quick to pick up on due to being so focused on them: 'Waaaaa, my lord knows about my shrine for him! ....wait, that mean our (Blissey and Angelica) offerings and prayers must have empowered our eternal beloved master to the point of ascesion! Praise be his name, and may all one day know his splendor, glory, and power like we do! Now that he knows, I can ask him specifically what would be the best way to honor him and......' , followed by a burst of absolutely giddiness bubbling up from within from this revelation of hers. Knowing her, she probably is attributing it to you right now and thinking up even more way to further pay tribute towards, all while fully prepared to resume her duties as a police officer or your personal guard.

Oh, the joys of having a fundamentally brainwash servent that adores you in every way imaginable....

A little more time passes before her newfound joy diminishes to more 'reasonable' level as she processed everything else you had to say, before giving you a slight, but firm nod of their head, now sporting a semi weird serious yet delight smile. 'I shall do as you command, sir! I'll administer the PP Up on Looker while you go check up on Mew and deposit the Items in their bag, and keep watch for any more threats that come our way! Though...no, I shouldn't impose on you. Thank you for your gracious support, my lord...' she thought, directing it squarely on you this time instead of one of them randomly manifesting to you mind's eye. Well, at the very least, you won't have to worry about he conscious eating away at her while the night drags on [and on and on and on....]!

Once you put away the items and cram those Rare Candies down your/'your' throat, you waited precisely 1 minutes , observing the still (but still breathing) for of 'Reiner'...when their eyes snap open and they lurch to the side, violently coughing and gagging at both the sudden jury rigged Revive and the cloying sweet yet still bitterly sour taste of those Rare Candies! Looks like Rare Candies CAN work as revives in a pinch, eh? Additionally, you somehow detect that the potent medicine is still affecting their body, and you guess that the candy ALSO halves the cost of Skills too! Now that is the type of treatment both of you needed! Kyubi , Felicia, Weavile, but NOT Shiintonic or Arbok also revive at 2 HP, with the fire fox in question suddenly going *FOOWMP!* as her fur frazzled and puffed from the sympathetic surge of power brought along the Rare Candies, though unfortunately that did not mean she was getting out of Emily's grapple/medical treatment until she was good and bloody fully restored! Speaking of the little miss, she turn over to both you and 'Reiner' and guess you an anxious but extremely happy smile of relief that 'you' are alright, before turning her attention once more and clamping donw even harder on the fussing kitsune as they tried to redouble their efforts to break free and start freating over 'you' once more.

"Bleeeeeeeegggh, eeeeeyuuuuuck, patowie!!!! Uuuuugggh.....ok, whoever force feed me Rare Candy and subjected my taste buds to such nasty, icky, Arceas awful flavors, 'cause I got a piece of my mind back by Psychic energies to lay into them! Ugggh....and why do I feel even MORE weakened despite those fiendish THINGS working their magic on....me? Wait....my VOICE?! is acting up too?! *$%#!  That Ultra Beast...I was going to telekinetically tear it a new asshole for everything else it has done to us and for merely existing when it should NOT, but it looks like I'll have my work cut out for me creating an even more humiliating way to show that bug how much we appreciate their muscle show. Reiner, what's the status of the battle, and who the fuck gave me...." 'Mew' quietly yet fiercely whispering to both themselves and you as they leaned up from the group with an astonishing amount of ease despite 'his' new body, before they turned instinctively towards your direction and just froze.

'His' eyes widened and shrunk SEVERAL times in quick succession at the sight of themselves hovering over them, before they just as quickly glance down at themselves and seeing 'Reiner's' body move in sync with her motions when by all rights it SHOULDN'T. "What....what the FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCKING DISTORTED WORLD IS THIS ABOUT?! @#$%#@#%@#$%@#%@#%@#%@%##@!!!!!!!!!" 'he' says, to much in Pain and 'his' throat too sore to raise it up from more than a harried, confused, yet vividly irritated growly whisper that just sent shivers down your spine. So this is what you should like when you are stress out? No wonder all the other Grunts avoided you like the plague when you got upset over something! Well, besides not wanting to incur the wrath of your powerful and viscous Pokémon, of course!

(Funny.  Angelica came to the same conclusion as I did...mostly.  I'd recommend you tell...oh look, she's awake.  Welcome back to the world of the conscious, Mew.  And yes, Reiner, she can hear me, even though I am technically speaking to you.)

'Well, isn't that just plain convenient...look, uh...we need to talk, Mew.  Privately.  No speaking, okay?  And don't panic, because if you do, I'm going to panic, and nothing is going to end well for either of us.'

It's a VERY good thing that Zen State's effects are lingering for the rest of the night, as panic would have already set in if it wasn't...