[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

Mew jerk their head in even more bafflement at hearing Dragonstrike's 'voice' [presense might be a more accurate term] permeating the very fabric of reality between the two of them, before 'his' eyes impossible narrowed and they let out a low, most definately furious hiss.

'Windos, you fucking BASTARD!!! Why in all of creation and beyond would you do such monumentally, tremendously, unequvicoally HORRIBLE THING of making him sparking 4TH WALL AWARE!!!!!!  GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! '

....Well, she's not panicking or screaming 'his' lung out in the open Night air, so I suppose she's paying your words some mind as she rages against me and the course of events leading up to this point.

'I swear if you don't get off that 'throne' of yours and answer my DAMN QUESTION, I'll....I'll....!'

In an instant, the world froze once more, this time with 'Mew' and 'Reiner' now stuck in the gap between seconds, though they thankfully could move around instead of being welded in one spot of space. Small Blessing indeed.

(Enough, Mew. Reiner might be 'aware' of some of the intricacies of the world, but they have copped well with such Insight thrusted upon them, and appear to have adapted their worldview to accommodate this knowledge without it driving him mad or eating away at them until they are nothing more than a bundle of twitching, paranoid nerves. Raising hell about this now would only served to unbalance him and potentially lead him into an existial crisis, so CALM DOWN.)

'Windos! Don't you DARE tell me to simmer down, not after you did this to him! Just because he can handle the Truth doesn't mean he should, as NO ONE, least of all a mortal and most of all not someone as so important to me and the world itself as them should have to suffer from the revelation! So what in YOUR NAME POSSESSED YOU TO....!'

(Before you unleash the full extent of your rage and try to give me the father of all migranes, I want to say that it wasn't me that caused this. Not directly or intentionally, at any rate.)

'TAROUS SHIT, you blowheart! EVERYTHING is a result on your influence and control of the world and its affairs, ESPECIALLY the bad stuff, so if you believe I would buy that idea for even a fraction of a second....!'

(Not everything is under my control, Mew. Reiner, Arial, perhaps Mina and Mitchel, Valarie, Arceas, you, and various other Legends, Mythics, and an odd number of people fall squarely outside of my limitations. Even within the boundries of my powers, not everything is follows a strict and rigid design, and you know all this full well, so if I can't claim ignorance in these events, neither can you.)

'No one else in this universe besides me, Arceas, and other high power Legends can conduct a perfect body-soul swap while simultaneously opening a person's eyes to the True Nature of All Thing Here, so when I say Tarous shit, I fucking....!

(You are forgetting someone that CAN , Mew. That, or you are ignoring such knowledge. Either way, I can't honestly fault you for overlooking them, since its something I dearly wish I could do myself....)

'....Wait....you don't mean....? Is it.....?'

(Its Them. They took an interest in him, and decided to rendor their aid unto the both of you when Reiner was knocked out by Buzzwole. Your partner can inform you of the details better than I can, I believe; they experienced it all themselves, after all.)

'.....Oh GOD no. No. '

(Yes. ....I'm sorry.)

'We...we banished them, Windos. We ALL did, so how, how could they?!'

(They have their ways, Mew. They always have their ways. What is done, is done, I'm afraid, and we'll just have to roll with it until we can sort this all out. ....I'm sorry about this.)

'...'

(...)
"Hehehe.... yes, yes I do, but I'm unwilling to reveal my tricks to you all.  At least, not right now! It be very poor form to spoil myself before I make a true appearance in this little story of yours, so you two will just have to wait. HeheheHA!"