[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

(...*Sigh* Of course he would commune with you directly, and take the opportunity to just toy around. They are rather...exuberate when it comes to things that garner their interest, and their insidious intrusiveness is all but an ingrained part of the nature of their being. I suggest you back up THAT and put it somewhere out of his prying grasp, in case he decides to indulge his more....devious side as time goes on...)

(As for Blissey's Wish, that would one way for him to have conducted the Perfect Body Swap, but it by far not the only one he could have preformed. It was likely the path of least resistence/most pragmatic way for him to use the Wish power, but I've given up predicating what and how he acts in regards to others. Just....beware, alright?)

'.....Why can't things just be simple for us, instead of receiving heaping helpings of drama, annoyance, and horrifiying truths of one nature or another. *Sighs* I can't really argue to keep details of The Truth away from you, not if THEY have their tenebrous sights set upon you now, but....not now. I'll tell you more about the 4th Wall and what I can about THEM, alright Reiner? Just....later, as I we have enough of a mess to sort out as it without bringing THEM into things...'

(If its any consulation, I tried to prevent him from interfering in both your lives, but you know how he is...)

'Oh shut up, Windos! Your still not entirely off the hook for EVERYTHING you've put us through this past week, so I don't want to hear those milky placations!'

(Considering your a cat, I though you would appreciate such rich and creamy words, hmm?)

'RRRRRRrrrrrr, not the time for this!'

'*Sigh* When we return to the Center, I'll try and see if we can't reverse this body swap without scrabbling both our minds and souls in the process, though I doubt THEY would set up such measure if they wanted to keep us alive in the first place. If things can't be mended right away, we'll talk about what to do about Valarie and Clair like....this. Though, I'm surprised that Windos is letting mother come visit you soon, especially given how chaotic, eventful, and dangerous you life has been for awhile. Oh well, we'll just have to be extra accommodating, isn't that right Windos?' (I gave my word, and so I will follow it. Nothing more be said about it.) 'If you say so....'

'Yeah, yeah I assumed Reiner managed squish Buzzwole into bloody bug juice while I was passed out, since everybody isn't either pasted onto the walls of the street or withered husks ready to be dashed to the winds.'

At the mention of even MORE Cursed Arms hiding in Celadon City, 'Reiner's' face scrunched up like someone forced more Rare Candies down their throats, and 'he' couldn't help but pinch the ridge of their nose in irritation, though that was swiftly abandoned in favor of shock at the mention of her signature Z-Move.

'Who, what, why- WINDOS!'

(Hey, don't get mad at me! Dragonstrike was asking around about Z Moves and brought up casually using G.S. in the campaign, so I HAD to correct such a disasterous assumption! Unless you wanted him to accidently several cities blocks and bath the area in Psychic energy for decades, that is? That, or you would have ended up explaining it yourself eventually, so...)

'Rrrrrr.....in ANY case, I absolutely DO NOT want to use that move, since that its bound to cause unparallel destruction throughout Celadon AND draw the attention of several Legendaries I do NOT want us to deal with right now, especially with so many Cursed Arm users in the general area. I know that would cause some of the more beligerant/anti human Legends to take the opportunity to call a witch hunt that would put the Salem Trails to shame on the given area, and since I'm now relatively powerless to stop them without calling in a BUNCH of favors.... '

'....Still, if things got out of hand with the fallout zone, having a horribly quick way of 'correcting' things before everything reaches critical mass is...ugh, Ideal. *Sighs* Go ahead a make a Mewium Z, Reiner. I won't use it unless EVER UNLESS a situation has degraded to the point that a sparking PSYCHIC NUKE is a good idea, but better to have and not be wanting than to be wanting but not having. Pray to Arceas that we never have to use it...'

Eventually, 'Reiner' calms down enough where it doesn't look like they are about to burst a blood vessel or suffer an anger/fear induced panic attack, and goes silent as they contemplated what needed to be done/told about their 'Gender Reassignment' to the rest of the group, before they finally shook their head.

'I rather we kept this....change from them until we can definitely figure out whether or not we can undo it in a decent amount of time with endangering ourselves or the whole city in the process. No need to worry them even more than they already are right now, and reveal our dubious state of being, right partner?'

 ....Wait, you revived Mina? How-"

(He asked for my aid in the matter, and how he became introduced and aware of the 4th Wall.)

'.....Oh.'

(You never asked or let me get a word edgewise about it until now, so there!)

'.....You are still a bastard, Windos.'

(And you are still a prankster, Mew. Its who we, at the end of the day, and its up to us to bend such behavior to postives ends....or not)

'....*Sighs* Yeap, still a bastard...'

Neither Mew or myself have anything to really say about Spiritmon's comment that was not already addressed by Dragonstrike, so they didn't. A moment later, the world unfroze, and events were once again set in motion for Reiner and co to sort things out. Well, if they can manage to do so, anyway.