[Game thread] Skull Ruins Pokerole

[Iron]

Milkman Doris Round 1

It begins to hail!

Nidorino's obedience check:
Loyalty: 0!
Disobedience: (4)(2)

Nidorino smirks. Gotta poison your opponent right off the bat! Every poison type knows this.

Poison Sting on Miltank
(6)(6)(3)(3)
3 Str + 1 power +1 STAB -3 vit = 2 dice
(3)(1) No damage.
Poison: (6)(1)(2) Miltank is poisoned!

Aron's obedience check:
Loyalty: 0!
Disobedience: (4)

Aron decides to just use Iron Head one time for maximal effect. He's a more cheerful disobedience than Caesar, who has a lot of personal pride.

Iron Head
3 Dex + 2 Fight + 3 brawl, what a dice pool!
(2)(2)(6)(5)(3)(6)(5)(5) Critical hit!
3 Str + 3 power +1 stab -3 vit +2 crit = 6d6
(6)(1)(1)(4)(6)(4) Miltank takes 3 dmg 4/7hp -1 pain.
Flinch: (6)(3)(6) Miltank flinches!

Snorunt's green hands glow and it sends a barrage of pine needles at Aron and Nidorino.

Razor Leaf
3 Dex + 2 Fight + 2 canalize -1 acc = 6 dice
(6)(2)(3)(1)(2)(3)
2 Str + 2 power +1 STAB -3 vit = 2d6, -1 in the case of Nido
(4)(1) Aron takes 1 dmg 5/6hp.

Double Kick 2 on Miltank.
(6)(3)(1)
3 Str +2 power -3 vit = 2d6+1
(2)(1) Miltank takes 1 dmg 3/7hp -2 pain.

Miltank shakes off the effects of flinch in time to do a halfhearted single Rollout.

Rollout 2
7 dice, -3 actions, -1 acc, -2 pain = 1 dice lol
(2)

Poison: 3 vit -2 = 1 dice to resist. (5). Miltank takes no further damage.

Milkman Doris Round 2

Nidorino: (4)(5)

Nidorino is just loafing around!

Aron: (2) Heart catches a break and Aron does exactly what is asked of him. He slams into Miltank's paunch with a great attack.

Iron Head
(1)(1)(1)(5)(5)(6)
(3)(2)(6)(1) Miltank takes 1 dmg 2/7hp -2 pain.
Flinch: (1)(5)(5)

Miltank grabs a tall, cool glass of milk from the vendor. Ahhhh! Crisp and refreshing! Available at your local milkman!

Milk Drink
3 Dex +0 Survival + 2 Nature -2 pain =3 dice
(2)(1)(4)
(2)(2)(2) Miltank doesn't heal jack. But she looks a bit happier. Aron and Nidorino look slightly jealous.

Razor Leaf
(5)(3)(5)(2)(1)(5) Even with extended crit I can't get lucky.
(2)(1)

Iron Head 2
(5)(4)(6)(4)(4) another crit!
(2)(1)(1)(5)(5)(3) Miltank takes 1 dmg 1/7hp -3 pain.
Flinch: (2)(6)(3) Miltank flinches!

Doris is clutching a bottle of cold milk with such frustration that it is steaming in his grip!

Poison: (2) Miltank faints!

"Listen, I gotta get Miltank to the GPC! Let's wrap this up! Snover, give it your all! These Pokemon obviously aren't well trained."

Milkman Doris Round 3