[Game thread] Skull Ruins Pokerole

[Iron]

Superstitious Stevie Round 1

Kirlia Traces Sticky Hold.

Night Slash 1
(5)(3)(1)(5)(3)(1)(3)
8 dice -3 vit
(2)(3)(2)(6)(1) Accelgor takes 1 dmg 7/8hp

"Arrrgh...that horrid, lethal Night Slash..."

Accelgor seems to have a similar mindset, doing his very best to get out of the way and minimize the damage.

Calm Mind 1
(4)(5)(3)(1)(2)(6)
+1 Str +1 Def

"Accelgor, you know the exact plan for an Absol! Initiate!"

Accelgor sets up a horrid buzzing chanting, like an entire army who has spotted their opponent!

Bug Buzz 1
3 Dex +3 Fight + 3 Canalize -3 actions = 6 dice
(4)(3)(6)(1)(1)(4)
5 Str + 3 power +1 stab -3 vit = 6d6+1
(1)(1)(4)(6)(2)(2) Calam takes 2 dmg 5/7hp -1 pain.
Chance: (6) -1 Defense for Calam

Sludge Bomb 1 on Kirlia
(4)(1)(6)(6)(5)(6) Critical hit.
5 Str + 3 power +1 STAB -4* vit +2 crit = 7d6+1
(4)(6)(4)(1)(1)(5)(2) Kirlia takes 4 dmg 3/7hp -2 pain
Poison: (4)(6)(4) Kirlia is poisoned

Night Slash 2 - "You can take it, Accelgor!"
(2)(2)(4)(4)(1)
(3)(4)(3)(5)(4) Accelgor takes 3 dmg 4/8hp -2 pain

Draining Kiss 2
(5)(4)(2)
(6)(4)(2)(3) Accelgor takes 2 dmg 2/8hp -2 pain
Kirlia gains 1 hp 4/7hp -1 pain.

"This is it. Combo time. Give it your all - you have my permission - with the one exception that you must not faint this hated Absol."

Final Gambit 2 on Calam
(5)(2)(5)
5 remaining HP + 4 power = 9d6 (will ignore SE just like Psywave, etc)
(3)(1)(4)(6)(5)(5)(6)(6)(5) Calam takes 3 dmg 2/7hp -2 pain
Accelgor faints.
(This move is way better in Pokerole than the games, dang!)

"...Leaving Muk wide open."

Sludge Wave 2
(5)(6)(1)(2)(5)
5 Str + 3 power + 1 STAB -2/4 defense
(5)(1)(6)(3)(1) + (2)(6) Calam takes 1 dmg and is out of the battle. He gets a really nasty look from Stevie.
With holding back, Kirlia only takes 1 dmg lol.
3/7hp -2 pain

Confusion 3
(5)(5)
(4)(3)(2)(5)(5) Muk takes 4 dmg 3/7hp -2 pain
Confusion: (6) Muk is confused!

Insight: check fails. Muk simply expands in a wave to fill the entire arena.

Sludge Wave
(1)(2)(2)

But he's expanded a little too much...

(4)(3)(4)(6)(3)(4) 4 successes, -1, holding back
Muk deals 2 dmg to himself and to his own trainer! Muk sits miserably in a pool of slowly contracting self, dripping slightly into the gaps between cobblestones.

His master recalls most of him in complete disgust. He tosses $1000 and a Pecha Berry to the damp ground, but with an air of victory. "All that matters is my defeat of an Absol. Ha! Ha ha!" Off he stalks to harass someone else, probably.

10XP to divide among your Pokemon, 5 for Nathan.

A bystander approaches Nathan with a cell phone. "Caught the whole thing on video. That was a pretty sketchy battle. I'm not sure he quite broke any League rules, but if he harasses you in the future, do you want this video sent to your email as evidence?"