[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

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(Oh, I wouldn't say never , Reiner! I often work in mysterious ways, after all, ohohohoho!)

Lilith promptly respond: "Roger roger, Reiner robber!" , before the entire text log is deleted from you phone! Yikes, the Merchant must have some great tech if they can remotely wipe the records on your Team Rocket Heavily Encypted Phone, or is an top rated hacker in addition to being a damn good businessman! At the very least you know she'll cover both her and your tracks rather well!

When you got back to 'Reiner' and updated them on 'her' chat with the egnimatic salemans, 'he' gave you a rather thankful nod of their head. 'Thank me that Lilith wasn't busy making some odd deal or extorting some poor bastard for all their worth, though I see they managed to sucker you into buying more than you originally wanted. Haaaaa, just like them....at least they didn't ask for a Favor or anything. THOSE are always dicey situations, in more ways than one *Mental Grumbing Ensues* . Smart thinking going over to pick it up yourself, since it save us both time better spend relaxing, buuuuut....... Well, Lilith 's reeeeaaaaally good at spotting inconsisiticies and stuff,  and doesn't like nor trust imposters of any kind, so if you fumble your act right in front of them, you could have a Shotgun rammed through your gut faster than you can say 'Oh Fuck!' So yeah....good luck with that! I also don't mind waiting getting some grabbing and relaxing more before we dive right back into skullduggery, so bring on my Sitrus Berries and Steak already!'

No sooner than they 'said'/thought that, the side door leading to the servent's hallway opened up, revealing Mr. Mime and a large trolly containing several dishes covered in what looked to be Gold Platted domes -How much money DOES the Aurum Vex. have?! - and at several big bowls of Gormet Sitrus Berries! Given 'Reiner's' and the rest of the Pokémon's love of the delicious treat, they'll only be about 2 leftover for later use, but with how good they are, that's all you really need! The psychic butler wheeled the trolly over to the table that lay between everyone, and used their telekinetic powers to levitate all the dishes onto in while also return your phone in your bag. How thoughtful! He paused for a moment, as if to pause for effect or to gain everyone's attention, before they formly bowed to all of you and said: "Dinner is now ready, sirs and madams. Bone appetite."

He then used his powers once more to individually remove the covers from the dishes, starting with  Kyubi's dish (Obviously) and announcing it as: "Braised Wild Unovian Sawsbuck Steaks, Rare to Medium Rare, with Gravy covered Alleluah Rolls:"



and then revealed the rest of the dishes in order of importance, with yours following after Kyubi: "Amaterasu Grade Kobu Beef Steak Medium Rare, Served with Divine Right's Salad " -



Then 'Looker' , Emily, Angelica, and finally Arial : "Fish Finneon Sushi Rolls, served with Wasbi, pickled Ginger, and Tampura Fried Vegetables, " -



Mr. Mime then, reaches under the trolly and bring out an ice bucket that contained a bottle of White Wine (For Looker), Juice (For Emily/Angelica/Whoever else), and a bottle of what looks to be EXTREMELY expensive red wine. Then, with a wave of his hand, 5 wine glasses materialized from thin air, and he poured everyone their respective drinks, with you and Kyubi receiving the red wine.

"I do hope you enjoy your meals, sirs and madams. I will be back with desert once everyone has finished," the butler said, before returning to wence he came, ready to be summoned at your whim. Fine service, you must say!

Well, time to dig in!

['...leave her out of this, Windos.  Everything she does is on her terms, and nobody else's.']

[Oh ho ho...seems he's learning how to better direct that 4th wall breaking ability of his...interesting...guess it's not surprising though after a couple weeks of practice...or maybe it's because he's incredibly focused on this topic now?  Hmmm...]

'In my defense, the item she told me about sounds REALLY useful.  Some kind of souped up, permanent Ability Capsule essentially.  And I know exactly who's going to get to use it.  And I'll try to avoid fumbling.  In fact, as an added insurance if I do fumble, give me that Fightinium Z as well when I head down to the street.  Worst comes to worst, I can prove that I do at least have the power and knowledge to do something only you can and make a Mewnium Z.  Or you could tell me something to tell her that only you and Lilith would know, but I think I know which plan you'd prefer of those two. You could also give me the knife I keep hidden in my right boot. It's very, very obviously mine, trust me, so that would be proof enough that 'you' sent me.  Regardless, we've got a half hour until she gets here.  Oh, and I'm going to need Archie's Wedding Ring in addition to the cash funds.  Going to need the physical value of it more than the spiritual if I want to stay above that quota...and I don't think Kyubi is going to mind me selling it, either.'

Wow, that wine DOES look expensive...and these Sitrus Berries are not only delicious, but they're also effective!  All that pain 'she' found 'herself' reexperiencing since Zen State fizzled out...gone.  'Reiner' looked to be feeling a lot better too.

Hmmm...wait, someone's missing...

Oh...Weavile.

...

'Excuse me for a moment, partner.  I'm not going to let Weavile completely miss this dinner.  Let me just borrow some of these berries, some of that sushi...oh and a pen and paper.  I'll be right back.  Oh, and if you could have Mr. Mime bring in some high quality catnip as well, that'd be great.'

No problems with that, right?  Right?