[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

Spoiler

Shaking 'his' head fiercely and resisting the urge to sigh at yet another reason to speed up reversing this blasted Terrify Thursday , before waving/calling at Yang to release the former serial killer. In a matter of seconds after the order was issue the regal serpent rapidly disentangled themselves and returned to their side, as he was more than happy to finally remove himself from what the dragon considered downright unpleasant and horrid pest. Such a wretched thing was far from worthy to even touch them in normal circumstance, much less when you consider she tried to indirectly kill him with that (former) pet elderitch abomination of hers!

As for Riza herself, who had decided to try and remain unnoticeable after Petrel's myriad pointed bards, let out an rather undiginified and surprised chitter as she was twirled around like a top from Yang's rapid release...before she slumped over onto the floor. Being all Binded up for hours on end had partially cut off circulation to her limbs and numbed them to the point of senselessness, so she not moving around her own power anytime soon.

{Arms......Legs......No....Feel. Dizzy....Numb. Help.....}

'.....Partner, before we do get into anything else that's tries both our patience and edges me closer to causing mischief when I REALLY shouldn't, can we try to undo this bodyswap SNAFU ? Personally, if Mina going to be snoozing until at least tomorrow morning and  the dead rich bastard's friends are not liable to be snooping around his doorstep anytime soon, let's focus on the immediate problem of being so initimately aquanted with each other. I'd rather not learn what its like peeing while standing up, if its all the same to you Reiner,' 'Reiner' pinged, completely ignoring the insectoid's woman's pitfull struggles happening in the background. Its not like 'he' was obligated to give half a damn about the 'person' that nearly got them killed in several creative and brutal ways! 'Got an couple of ideas that might work.....but I'd prefer we get some privacy first before we test them out. Last thing we need is cause a scene and give up the jig after keeping appearances this long, or if things go wrong....which will likely happen with luck as of late. ......Fuck you Windos.'

(Hey, I wasn't responsible for your male status! Just because I keep the wheels greased and turning doesn't mean I'm wholely complicite in every bad thing that comes your way! If you want to blame someone for this, blame THEM, not ME!)

'.....Like I said, fuck you Windos'

(Graaaaagh.....Reiner, Dragonstrike, can you help them calm down? I'm not the enemy here, and I WANT to help you two with this, but that's going to be hard if they are doubting and fighting me every step of the way....)

'Uh...yeah, let's refocus here, Mew.  I don't think ANY of us are comfortable with this situation.'

(Yeah, do you KNOW how annoying it trying to narrate in different colors CONSTANTLY?  Seriously, let's just get this fixed.  We can worry about the 'whys' later.)

'Um...what do you mean, narrating in different colors?'

(...)

(...uh...just ask Mew about that later.  Don't worry about that right now.  Focus!  The sooner you guys are back to normal, the easier a time everyone is going to have, right?  Anyways...ya know, it's a shame Mina's Luxelong doesn't know Lucky Chant to my knowledge.  That would be a VERY helpful move to have right about now...though not a single pokemon exists that can actually breed that move onto the luck dragon, ironically enough...)

'Great...that's REAL helpful information, you know...'

(I'm sure you'll do fine regardless.  Windos actually wants to help ya out, so let's focus on solving the issue in what ways we can.  Mew, I'm eager to hear what ideas you have...when you're both in a more private room, of course.  Well, as private as it will get, anyways...)

'REALLY not helping, Dargonstrike.'

(Well, you were thinking that already, weren't you?)

*glares*

(Oh my...I think my Mew figurine is actually starting to look a little upset now...um...ignore that...and I'll stop talking now.  Carry on!~)