[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

"God damn it! Why everyone is sneak attack me today?! I think what they say is true: Karma is a bitch sometimes." Arial say. "And they say I the one who cause problems here. Gaspar, could you please use Confuse Ray with Weavile please? This might make him leave me alone."

Confuse Ray: STR (2) + Fight (2) + Canalize (2) = 6d6
Notes: Cause Confuse status in the foe.

Gaspar too was not in the mood for stealthy shenanigans, and followed through with you order briskly and with prejudice against their fellow feline 'friend!'

Confuse Ray
(3)(6)(3)(3)(3)(4)(3)
Due to being Drugged, Weavile is now Extremely Confused instead of regular Confused! Horray?

Unfortunately? for him, Drugged + Severe Mental Effects = Psychadelic Trip of the Century, which means Weavile is fucking having an EXPERIENCE, MAN! Even the Druggie would be enveious and give a bro fist to just high and out of it the black feline was! He saw the Celadon, Kanto, the World, the Solar System, The Glaxay, The UNIVERSE.....and beyond. He could see Dragonstrike, Spiritmon, catch faint glimpses of the elusive Iron and Phantom....and he saw me, the one operating the whole shebang. I gave the feline thief a mental pat on the head for achieving such a heightened state of awareness they accidently broke the 4th wall, and whispered a secret only they would ever know....for now, at least. I then gave their mind a firm but gentle push, sending it carrening all the way back into reality. Weavile gains + 1 Insight for learning the true nature of his world, and still remaining sane.

During this time:

He's Tripping BALLS, MAN!!! : (4)(5)(6)(6)(6) Holy Shit!

Weavile did not get off your back or was immobilized, but instead proceeded to go completely and utterly WILD, yanking you up from off the ground and throw you straight into Riza, causing both of you to land in a surprised, slightly Pain heap! -1 HP for both Arial and Riza, will take an action to get up from off the ground for the both of them! The high kitty cat then decided that wasn't enough 'fun', so he went and stole all your Pokeballs, recalling all of your Pokémon with a deranged yet goofy and clearly Drugged expression, before letting out a whoop and a crackle and hopped over onto the empty bad, nearly startling Kyubi (Who was already shook up from seeing the normally reserved Ice type loose his mind) into spewing Fire on them. He then made this face at you, Taunting you yet again in the process:



Oh, it is ON!!!

(Arial is double Taunted, so expect him to be angry and somewhat irrational [Well, more so than he already is] due to this! Did you think Confusing a Drugged Weavile was a good idea? No, but it was a funny one!)