[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

Spoiler

Well, that old lady was...definitely gruff.  She'd probably been stocking up quite a collection of coupons...

This next guy though...he was just...strange wasn't a strong enough word for it...frankly, he wouldn't be surprised if he knows Mew personally...

Might be willing to spend or barter.  Whatcha have in mind, and what else ya got?

[Welp, I'm definitely not surprised he showed up.  Name kinda says it all.]

(By the way...is Arbok naturally shedding his skin today or tomorrow?  And Yang is tomorrow, yes?)

(You are the one supposed to keep track of that, mate, but let's just say yes to both, shall we?)

The Mask Salesmans clapped both hands together several times, smiling in delight at your inquisitiveness, before launching into a long winded speel you had a strong inkling was rehershed just for you.

"Yes Yes, I knew you would be interested! Before I move to the main pieces of my collection I personally picked out for you - ones most befitting of a man of your persuasion I might add! - you wish to know what else I sell? Well, I collect and craft all the finest mask and facial head wear one can possibly imagine, my Good Sir! I travel the worlds over looking for unique, colorful, or just lovely masks or similar to acquire for my own collection, or I take insipiration from what I have seen to fabricate new and exciting things! Every so often, though, I feel the need or desire, doesn't really matter which, to share my bounty with others - especially with such distinguished people such as yourself! "

"Ah, but you wish to know the services I provide also, yes? Hmm....well, any plain or 'oridinary' mask you think of, I should have or be able to acquire for you shortly enough if you are patient, but I imagine you are not too interested in that aspect of my repitore no no. My other service includes latex skin masks, customized and perfectly made to look however you want it....even if that happens to be someone else you know! I also have face mask that can deflect attacks and bullets, with different grades of strength available for you pleasure, and masks that block or cause cameras and electronic systems to feel a bit under the weather, if you understand what I'm implying. I also have mask with movable and removable parts if you have need for such things, or ones with hidden compartments ! I have some than can even act as self defensive weapons, don't you know!"

"Finally.....well, their are the Masks from my Personal Collection, good sir! Quite useful and monumotous they are, but such qualities make them treasured possession of mine....and risky for those unaware of the consequences of power. Most are unavailable for sale here for a variety of reasons, but I do have one that is entirely harmless, if a bit.....advanced compared to what conventionally exists on the market, and that is what I'm offering for Poke, Barter, Whatever you wish to trade away, really! Now, let me retrivie it for your viewing....."

He places his hug pack on the ground and lets go of his staff to open it up and rummage through it - oh, the staff is still standing upright and ramrod straight, btw - until he goes "Aha, here it is!" , and turns around to show it to you:



"This is mask is called 'Face Camo' , if my memory serves me correctly, and it has several uses most dubious and devious, which is just perfect for you, yes? As the name suggests, you can use it to make you head perfectly camouflage itself to the environment, which by itself is not too useful by itself, but for in tandum with full body camouflage that is quite useful indeed! It also has the uncanny ability to allow you to assume the appearance of anybody you wish once its scanned, or you can randomly make one yourself with the built in interface! The disguises also perfectly replicate the voices of the target if not a randomized disguise and the facial/retinal patterns, and can be aged or de-aged at will if you want to get even more creative! It also fools every know sensor - including Psychic and Empathetic Pokémon up to the more....dignified ones, perfectly, unless you happen to intentionally or unintentionally give yourself away, that is! Oh, and it has also has some slight built in Damage reduction , and full Thermal and Nuclear Radiation protections! Finally, it has you choice of either Thermal or Night Vision to use, whenever the situation calls for it."

"Overall, an extremely useful mask for any enterprising theft or stealth operative , don't you agree? As for the price.....hmm, why don't you give me what you think is a fair one first, and then I'll think it over and decide whether or not its acceptable, or propose a counter offer. What do you say?"