[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

Clair sweetly and happily smiled when you said you missed her too, but since she was at the time trying to valiantly squeeze all the vileness out of you, you didn't get to see it yourself. Fortunately, Mew did, and was able to send you a mental imagine of it, as such a thing was a treasured rarity with how serious/grumpy she usually is. Oh, how you wish it wasn't so, but such is the way of things, you suppose.....

Informing her about Emily earned you a light grunt and a nod of understanding , as the draconic woman found you befriending and helping a little girl achieve her dreams well within reason, even if a bit strange given your status as a Team Rocket grunt. Then again, within the context of your downright insane week you've had so far, which included Mew herself preforming necromancy to raise said little girl from the dead after she carked it, anything you've done/will do seems either perfectly reasonable or not, depending on one's perspective. Explaining/Clarifying the particular of your relationship with Kyubi , on the other hand......Clair's weirded out and thoroughly baffled expression would have said it all, if she didn't speak up about this after a lengthy pause.

".....That is perhaps the most disturbing and unbelievable thing I've ever heard of happening EVER, no fucking hyperbole. You killed that wealthy, morally bankrupt motherfucker who was also a nasty pokephile on top of the usually debauchery rich fuck and nobles get up to, had Mew play necromancer and revive his Ninetales wife .....*Shudders*  in a twisted form of punishment and redemption, and end up somehow transforming her in a amnesiac fox spirit that the Elders used to wax on about to us when we were kids. Which, in an even more perverted twist, you subsequently SOMEHOW caused her to fall hopelessly in love with you over a course of a single day, her husbands and her own indirect killer. "

Clair pauses to shake her own head in naked disgust and incredulity, before continuing.

"That's...that's so fuck up its on a level all on its own, cousin, and I don't say that lightly. I've SEEN the aftermath of wild or enraged Dragonite turning stupid or unlucky bastards and their Pokemon into chum, and even THAT I compare roughly equal to the unmitigated surreal.....whatever word that aptly describes how messed up that is. Ugggh.....I swear, its as you were cursed with interesting times as a child by Rayquaza or something. with all the trouble you get in or ends up finding you....... If that is the cause, I wouldn't even be surprised at this point......"

Your cousin then looks you back in the eyes, and lets out a long, suffering sigh, before shrugging their shoulders.

"Of course, that doesn't change to fact you are responsible for her, eh? Well, so long as you are just helping her and not trying to give her the bone, or letting her take it Arceas forbid, I can play dumb and deal with a Ninetales turned Kitsune. If you end up doing the nasty with her.......just don't ever say anything about it, or have one of my Dragons flame purify your togger in revenge, bleh....... "

.....Well, she took it well, all things considering. Moving on to the battle conditions/compromise:

"Don't thank me yet, little dragon, 'cause you and I both know that I have more than fair odds of razing you and your team of Pokemon to the ground and hauling your ass back to Blackthorn like I should have done AGES ago. Me and my War Team are taking no prisoners with how devious and a right pain in the ass I've heard you've become, so you damn well better prepare for the fight for your life cousin! Still, a chance is still just that, so take it for what is worth I guess. Yeah, I'll be using Megido Revelations in battle, as have every intention of winning against you, and I'm going to use every tool I have to hedge me bets and trim yours up. Use whatever tactics or skills you like to even the odds, 'cause trust me when I say you'll need all the advantages you can get. Battles will be Singles, as I don't want either of us gangbanging individual Pokemon. Hell, I'll even allow you to Revive or Fully Heal ONE Pokemon , just because I believe my odds of winning won't be hurt much at all by doing this. That good enough clarification for you, Reiner?"