[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

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Weavile just ignores her, as usual.

...well, up until things start going horribly wrong...this definitely isn't the Clair he's far too familiar with...he's actually shocked.  She's usually somewhat mean, yes...but never cruel...

Reiner hangs his head and sighs.  It's a VERY good thing that he's under the effects of Zen State right now.

"...Clair...you're losing yourself to Megido's Revelation, stretching yourself too thin.  Snap out of it, or you're going to do something you'll really regret later.  Like killing me.  Or Mew.  And I don't think you want to do either of those things, so either calm down, or let me help you calm down."

'Reiner hands Mew a Lum Berry and uses an X Speed on her behind his back while saying that last part, covertly giving her orders once again.  'Mew, force feed her that Lum Berry while she's distracted if she doesn't calm down.  And do it quickly.'

Rhyxemplar's on the battlefield IMMEDIATELY.  He was NOT going to let this Dragonite stay standing after THAT!  (good thing he's got both a ridiculous amount of dex and the best possible initiative roll)

"...Gear Grind EX, Rhyxemplar.  Do NOT use lethal force."

Gear Grind EX (learning it for 23 EXP!)
Accuracy: 10* Dex + 5 Fight + 2 Brawl - 2 Accuracy - 1 Pain - 5/6/7/8/9 Actions = 9/8/7/6/5 D6
Damage: 2 Power + 4* Strength + 1 STAB - 9* Defense = 1 D6 minimum per hit, even if it crits...only have to do 1 damage though to KO Dragonite, so hopefully this works...
Effect: Even more consecutive actions!

Clair Arendse Battle Round 7!?

Weavile is naturally horrified about his fellow Ice type getting DECIMATED by Dragonite and Clair losing her FRICKEN MIND, but in the middle of all that their was a sense of.....disquieted anger? What's more, the fury wasn't direct at the Gym Leader herself or her dragon, but rather something or someone that was.....responsible for this? What, where the heck was he getting THIS sensation from? Grah, ignore it for later, focus on rampaging Dragons now!!!

The now more draconic than not woman perked up when you began to caution her, causing them to directed their attention squarely on YOU....

Calming Clair Down - Rational Perssausion : Insight (2) + Knowledge (2) + 1/2 Empathy [Penalty due to her being Berserk] (5) = 9D6 Dice
(3)(6)(6)(2)(6)(6)(5)(2)(1) 5 Successes
Berserker Clair's Resistance: Will (3) + Fight (*6) + Channel (5) = 14D6 Dice
(3)(3)(5)(6)(1)(5)(5)(6)(6)(4)(6)(2)(6)(5) 10 Successes
Result: No progress made toward Calming Clair down. She is still distracted, though!

....before she dementedly giggles, and waves you off. "Oh, I ENTIRELY disagree with you, MY little dragon~! I'm in COMPLETE CONTROL of myself right now; in fact, I'VE NEVER FELT MORE EXCITED AND THRILLED IN MY LIFE, AHAHAHA!!!  *Giggles* Sure, your Shellder was pulped and friend by my Dragonite, but that's MORE THAN FAIR GAME for your dirty, UNFAIR tricks you pulled until now, so suck it up and DEAL with it little dragon! Besides, you can just revive her later with that freaky necromancy of Mew's, if your heart honestly bleeds THAT much over a Pokémon you acquired recently!"

Your cousin then adopted a pose that was very......unnerving. (Experssion: Clair's Creepy Face ) "My little dragon, I would NEVER harm you or Mew! You are much too precious for me to tear out your throats! *Giggles, then erupts into that Laughter*

Mew, though, manages to contain her own discomfort over Clair and co going loco-coco through experience/numbness , sheer bloody mindedness , and the fact that she actually EXPECTED to go horribly wrong. 'Reiner, would it a terrible thing to say that I totally saw this coming? Not Cloytser getting killed, Arceas forbid no, but your cousin flying off the handle and begin acting like a Sunday morning cartoon villain? After seeing her lose her shit in the Tea Shop and observing her moderate mental prowess, I knew sooner or later that Megido's Revelation would overwhelm her in some aspect.... No wonder the other Legends and Mythics are so reluctant to talk about this Cursed Arm, if turns people and their Pokémon into super powerful berserkers bent on conquest and destruction.......'

Your divine feline Partner then shakes her head and lets out a weary sigh, before accepting the X Speed (Using it immediately) and Lum Berry  you discretely handed her. 'What's done is done, though, and all we really can do at this point is try calm them down before things become even MORE dire. Oh, fuck you for mandating such intervention in this battle, Windos......!'

Mew joins combat! Since Mew and the Trainers are becoming directly involved now, rolling Initiative for Mew, Reiner, and Clair!

Mew: DEX (*6) + Survival (3) + (3) = 12
Reiner: DEX (*4) + 3 + (2) = 9
Clair: DEX (*5) + Survival (*4) + (5) = 14

Current Round Order: Rhyxemplar, Dragonite, Clair, Mew, Reiner

Clair's Decision
(5)(4) She's 'merciful' this round!

The dragoness, even in her more savage, primal state of mind, could tell that knight was going to batter them senseless if she doesn't move quick enough......which she does so by suddenly manifesting an flowing shell of water around herself, before blasting off into him!

Aqua Jet
Accuracy: 17D6 Accuracy - 5 Actions - 3 Pain = 12D6 Dice
(1)(4)(3)(4)(5)(4)(6)(3)(6)(1)(1)(6) The metal kaiju is thoroughly drenched and launched into the air! Critical Hit!
Damage: STR (*8) + 2 + Crit + SE - Vitality (*6) = 6D6 + 1 Damage
(4)(5)(4)(5)(4)(1) Both Rhyxemplar and Dragonite are knocked out and water logged due to the sheer power of the move!

Berserk Clair is swift to recall her fallen dragon with a very sastified and proud expression, and let out a throaty crackle. "AHAHAHAHA, YOU DID A LOVELY PERFORMANCE OF TAKING THAT KNIGHT DOWN WITH YOU, MY DRAGONITE! WITHOUT THEM AROUND, ITS GOING TO BE FAR EASIER TO CLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE , SO YOUR SACRIFICE WON'T BE IN VAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Once she is done gloating over this, she tears her next Pokeball off and snaps it out onto the battlefield, summoning her Aerodacytl , who in an instant scattered a myriad amount of sharp, pointy stones on your side of the field (Surprise Triggered!) !

While the overly draconic Gym Leader was doing this, though, Mew was attempting to ghost invisibly behind them!

Mew's Ambush: DEX (*6) + Survival (3) + Stealth (*5 [Due to being invisible]) = 14D6 Dice
(1)(4)(1)(3)(4)(2)(1)(1)(2)(1)(6)(5)(5)(1) 2 Successes, that just BAD! ('OH FUCK YOU DICE!!!')
Clair's Alertness: Insight (*1) + Survival (*4) + Alert (3) = 8D6
(4)(3)(4)(4)(4)(1)(2)(5) 5 Successes Ruh Roh

Either she heard their approach or the M.R. was giving them super senses, because Clair suddenly jolt as she detect the pink panther's presence, before they whirled around and blindly backhanded them!

Knockdown
Accuracy: STR (*7) + Fight (*6) + Brawl (5) + Caught Ya! (2) = 20D6 Dice!
(2)(3)(6)(6)(5)(3)(1)(5)(2)(2)(1)(2)(4)(1)(6)(3)(4)(2)(5)(5) The Mythic (Still invisible, mind you!) is catapulted right back to your side, losing her grip on her the Lum Berry in the process! Critical Hit!
Damage: STR (*7) + 0 + STAB  + Crit - Vitality (*8) = 2D6 Dice
(4)(1) Mew takes 1 Damage and is Knocked Down! 11/12 HP!
Lum Berry Trajectory: (4) The medical item is sent faaaaar away into the thick grass. It'll take Mew 1 Round to go to the location, and 2 Rounds to find/return with the Lum Berry before she can try this again!

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! GRAH, WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS I MUST HAVE SENT IT FLYING, SO THAT'LL TEACH WHATEVER WILD POKEMON FROM SNEAKING UP ON ME!!!"

Well, your entire plan went to pot. Time to improvise before its too late..... What will be your next Pokémon?

Ah, I see! Your plan it to inflate Clair's ego by letting her run rampant over your team, so that my witch of a little sister gets knocked around trying to force feed her the Lum while she's distracted! Brilliant, I say, Brilliant! Well, not really, but it IS entertaining to watch, so thank you for that, little drake! Hehehehe!