I'd like to introduce myself

[SmokedMemes]

*Proceeds to throw Phantom into the crowd, disrupting they solitude*
No, Phantom, go socialize! Their are many good people on forums, if you chat and hang out with them!
*Disappears quickly*

*A confused passerby appears*
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*The passerby is intimidated*

*Uses Swagger on the passerby*
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*The passerby is no longer intimidated but is now confused as heck*

*The passerby screams while glitter pours out of his mouth*
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*You're starting to regret this decision*