Pokemon Rocket and an Untitled game

[PhantomUnderYourDesk]

I've changed my mind, instead of a Rattata or a Zubat I'd like to accept one of the Magikarp as my Starter and then play a silent Grunt that'll spectacularly and definitely fail on the very first mission, making Giovanni wonder whether she did that on purpose. Maybe she found out something horrible in the files of the Team that she shouldn't discover, and now she's taking the secrets with her; much later she will be praised as a hero who died to protect the secrets of Team Rocket.

Or she'll make it against all odds. With a carp. She'll poison Giovanni at the end to punish him for the bad Starter and become the new leader, who will reign over Team Rocket with a raging Gyarados. Failure in missions will result in being fed to it.