[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

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Fifty-fifty, huh? Hmmm...the Flower Festival certainly brings in all sorts of people, doesn't it?  I have a feeling this is going to involve a lot of things that aren't quite what they seem to be...

Reiner raises a (disguised) eyebrow.  "...you're certainly quite the character, aren't ya?  Or would it be more appropriate to say 'characters' in this case?  And let me guess...there's gonna be strings attached to that offer, right?"

The Odd person brought a hand up to their mouth to smother their laughter, until they stopped to grin at you with unabashed amusement.

"Blunt as a nine iron too, aren't you sir? How very nice and honest of you, hm hm! No, no, you were right the first time - I'm 'divided but whole' , as some might say. When they aren't too busy trying avoid me, that is, but such is the way of the common man: embrace the dull standards, reject the bizarre happenstance. A boring way to live in my opinion, but its a life of simple comforts too, so I don't really begrudge them."

At that moment they smoothly shrugged their shoulders in seeming acceptance of that fact, an easy smile now on their face as they glibly continued.

"All offers have their terms and conditions, sir, and mine is certainly not an exception! But, seeing a you haven't even earned the chance to receive it yet, I wouldn't worry about the details. Rather meaningless to do so if you don't know what they even are, hmm? I will tell you this, though: all will be explained if you earn the offer, and you can always refuse if you don't like what you hear. Fair is fair, right?"

Fluidity then smoothly transitioned to stating the terms of their challenge, as if they were sure you were going to accept it. Which, in a purely mechanical way speaking, they are spot on in their assumption.

"I have 6 Pokémon of my collection with me right now, so I would like to fight and share them all with them if at all possible, though I can certainly be accommodating if you have less than a full team. No Items of any kind besides the nick nacks our Pokémon carry, and no overly gosh tactics like Sleep or OHKO - those styles of play always bring a pale to everything, in my opinion. Beyond that, though....hm hm, anything goes."

They place on hand on the hip area and extend their dress hand towards you, and simply says with a bemused smile : "Is that all acceptable, sir?"