[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Lord Windos]

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Hmmm...well, I suppose we're still doing the obvious for now, just to try and be on the safe side.

Bullet Punch cleanup time!  That's gonna leave a mark.

Accuracy: 4* + 5 + 2 - 3/4/5 actions = 8/7/6 D6
Damage: 2 + 4* + STAB + SE + TC - 3* = 5 D6 + 1 Damage
Effect: +1 Priority!  

But something crazy is about to happen, right?

Leftover actions can be spent on Stealth Rock and Agility (in that order)

Oddity Fluidity Round 13!

The living super computer just executed your orders without delay , favoring expedient elimination of the Ice type in front of him as opposed to 'socializing'. However, the Ice Lord closed their eyes and spread their arms and seemingly embraced being hit by it, trying to let the Move hit him without trying to even Dodge or Protect!

Bullet Punch
(1)(3)(1)(6)(1)(1)(3)(2) …and yet is some STILL missed him, the claw fist sailing right past them, causing M-Metagross to pull a metal ligament and suffer a - 2 Accuracy penalty on ALL Punching Moves! Not good!

The gelid noble open his eyes a few seconds later after that, and just stared at his opponent as they articulated their arm-leg and looked 'worried' about what happen (Targeting systems must have glitched....). This wasn't the outcome he was expecting at all, and he had made such a big show of what he was about to do...

Still, not one to look a blessing/curse from Lady Luck/Miss Fortune themselves, he decided to just skip whatever he had planned as he channeled his Ghostly aura and attempted to bind it right to the metal crab spider!

Destiny Bond
Accuracy: 10D6 - 2 Pain + 2 Single Actions = 10D6 Dice
(2)(3)(6)(3)(4)(2)(2)(3)(4)(5)
Mega Frosslad has bound his life to Mega Metagross!

After deciding that 'glitch' wasn't going to get fixed until later, the overly logical crabculator resumed his Order Que, headless of the fact that he was spelling his own doom in the process!

Bullet Punch
(3)(5)(4)(3)(4) Hits...for better or worse.
(6)(1)(3)(1)(5) Mega Frosslad takes the blown on the chin and gracefully falls backwards as his lights are cleaned out, while Meta Metagross suffers a BSOD error due to Destiny Bond and Faints with them, both the Pokémon detransforming into their base forms.

"...That wasn't exactly the outcome I expected, but victory is none the less mine! I'm down to my last Pokémon, but you still have one left that is fresh if we discount you....worn out GTH Beedrill, sir. Let us now reveal our final combatants, hm hm!"

Fluidity seemed all too excited by your fight with them despite THAT event happening, an eager gleam in their eyes and pearly whites showings as they grinned unabashedly at the chance to see what comes next!

Which will be answered when you decide what your next Pokémon will be!

(...I was about to show off M-Frosslad's Big Surprise!, but M-Metagross just totally flubbed his first BP that I couldn't. Sorry, mate. Bad luck for everyPokemon, I guess. Going to have to step up my timeline of getting that Holy Acetylene or Gasoline.....)