[Meta thread] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure : Celadon City Vandels

[Dragonstrike]

*Facepalm* Why my God? What I have done so terrible to everytime receive all the critical hits? First it was Critical hit from Kyubi and the Merchant. Then the critical hit of TPK. Then Mew Psychic. Riza grab and Aerial Slash. The Self Destruct of Delta Muk. And the Explosion of Metagross...its almost like Arial its a magnetic thing to receive critical hits...

You're not the only one who's had to endure horrible dice luck either, though.  Reiner has had his fair share of bad rolls, too (a good portion of them relating to Arbok specifically)