[Meta thread] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure : Celadon City Vandels

[Dragonstrike]

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Eventually, he found himself in the middle of the Grove, and caught sight of something hanging from the branches of a tree that stole his breath away: A Golden Apple! An impossibly Rare delicacy, spoken throughout many myths and legends to grant great fortitude and everlasting life to whomever eats its! How in the hell is one HERE of all places?!

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...what is this, PMD?  That's certainly...not what I was expecting, that's for sure...