[Meta thread] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure : Celadon City Vandels

[Lord Windos]

.....I knew this campaign has been stressful on you, but I never thought....grah. Bloody hell, I fucked up with my campaign, didn't I? This whole campaign was supposed to be about Reiner and later on Arial personal quests, not some mish mass of Old Epics, SMT, and Pokemon with the 'heroes' struggling and becoming greater for it. The moment things derailed from your own goals and motivations was the moment I lost you, and started devaluing and warping the Original Experience of the campaign. Coming up with Plot Points and Events that served not to excite or thrill, but exhaust and demoralize to the point of viewing the game with dread and antipathy. Not being all too clear on just how difficult things are, or just making things way to difficult for my player's level and enjoyment. All because I just.....didn't know where to stop.

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Alright, time to own up to my mistakes.

Remember what I told you about Cursed Arms, way back when? That they are practically the incarnations of the Elements, created by Arkus for some nebulous reason?

Remember how I said they were indestructable? Completely and utterly. And if lost, they would only be found again?

Remember that Genesis Supernova, even in its weakest form, practically vaporizes everything in range with Pure Psychic Life Energy?

Perhaps tapping into that forbidden power, calling upon the psychonic life energies of the world.....maybe it might give Mew a bit of a boost in mood too?

I believe you know where I'm going with this. Right? *Wink*

And finally........Zuryk.

.....Yes, our ever fumbling, foolish, short sighted, and frustrating playright? Why is it that you invoke my name?

You know why. Don't play the fool.

Hehehehe....why yes, I do. As always. But I'd like to hear you say it first, for it will sound all the sweeter that me just fannying about the words....

....You were right. I see that now. Because of that......I'm now ready to negotiate.

....A h a h a h a h a h a. . . h o w r i g h t I w a s . I t i s s o v e r y , v e r y s w e e t , a n d o h s o v e r y , v e r y j u i c y , t o h e a r y o u g r o v e l.

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Hehehehe.....so sorry about that. Now, what say you and I continue these negotiations behind the curtains? Matter such as those....well, they don't really concern anyone but ourselves, do they now?.

...After you, Zuryk.

Oh, playing the gentleman now, Windos? Really, you shouldn't for dear old me! Especially since its so ill fitting.


Hmm? Have nothing to say? Morphic Black got your tongue? Well, since your so gobsmakked, I believe I'll take my leave now. See you soon, hehehehehehehe......

....And it is done.

Time to begin wrapping things up, yeah?