[Game thread] Skull Ruins Pokerole

[Iron]

Spoiler

(Now that Spira's through chara-developing and nicknaming for now, I'll have him join in at this point, but he hasn't heard it talk, yet.)
Spira sees the HUGE Arcanine and all those eggs... "Whoa. Nice doggy..." Four of the eggs Spira recognizes off the bat: Shinx, Vulpix, Magikarp, and Absol, and has the following to say about each of them.
Shinx: "Wow, haven't seen a Shinx Egg since I was in Sinnoh."
Magikarp: he doesn't say anything out loud, but snickers thinking "What is a Magikarp egg doing with these rarer Pokemon Eggs?"
Vulpix: "Now that is a rare Pokemon Egg. I've only seen one, not including this one."
Absol: "These eggs are pretty rare to see, but I've seen one or two at Mt. Coronet."

Since you're investigating the Eggs more closely, you notice something funny about the "Absol Egg." It's almost completely transparent, aside from a twisted stripe of colors in the core. And it's only loosely Egg-shaped, looking more like a crude stone.

When you call Arcanine a "nice doggy" it bares humongous fangs. "Spiritwalker, I could send you flying with one swipe of my paw. I have lived for centuries and seen most of Creshire's history firsthand, including the rise and fall of Kings. I have slain hungry monsters and Men who dared invade my sanctum. I am not a 'nice doggy.' I care little what humans think of my obedience, and I make no claim toward goodness. My only goal is to fulfill my Pledge, to reintroduce fairytale Pokemon when they are needed most."

Spira literally jumps when he hears the Arcanine speak. "Uh... Sorry?" He's a little too shocked to say anything else to the Arcanine.
Directed to Nathan (@Dragonstrike): "Huh. On closer inspection I don't think that's an Absol egg after all, it's probably one of those 'Mega Stones' that you mentioned."

"Are you a friend of these other two humans? They were just helping me defend these Eggs from predator Pokemon."