Pokemon Joke Show

[Lord Windos]

*Taps mic* Ahem... is this thing on?

*Clears throat nervously* Why don't you want a Pokemon in the bathroom with you?  *Pauses for dramatic flair*  Because it might... Pikachu!

*Waits for the laughter but only hears Kricketots... dodges a thrown Tamato Berry and uses Run Away to get off the stage.*

*Uproar ensures, as fans of the hero EeveeBaily begin to fight with the hecklers of their performance* Oh my, is that blood? *Yes, it is* Okey doki!

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@PhantomUnderYourDesk Oh, I almost forgot! *Mugs Phantom for their cookies and coke, and runs away to think of their next comedy routine*