08-20-2020, 06:08 PM
A man chooses, a slave obeys...
Beat the Elite Four with only Feral Nuclear-Types
MDB would be proud.
Beat the entire game with a single Pokemon with a stat total of less than 400 or Hazma and without using items in battle (aside from held items)
PIMPNITE would be proud.
Beat a Virtual Trainer with a team composed only of lv1 Pokemon, or by KOing all opposing Pokemon with a Magikarp
Get. In. The. Ball! (or possibly Insult to Injury)
Catch a legendary in a ball that will only have a 1X catch rate for them.
The Truth is out there.
Complete Ripley's Sidequest.
Plausible deniability.
Win a battle only using moves that inflict indirect damage (Toxic, Sandstorm, Curse, etc.)
Just call me Joseph cause I'm...
...
...
...
Stallin'
Win a battle without inflicting any damage or instantly KOing a Pokemon. (no Confuse Ray, Flame Body Burns, Fissure, Destiny Bond, etc. Opposing struggle, confusion, and item damage (from things like Life Orb etc.) are okay.)
Quickdraw McDumbass
Use a Priority move that is ineffective or inflicts no damage to a Pokemon at the start of a battle 3 times in a row.
Altruist
Wonder Trade Pokemon with at least 4 perfect IVs 50 times.
Why you brazenly avaricious, duplicitious, larcenous ursine!
Steal an item from a Pokemon (Except for one that was tricked onto an opponent)
You just activated my trap card...
OHKO a Pokemon that was at full health with Avalanche, Revenge, Counter, or Mirror Coat after being hit with an attack that inflicted 1/2 your health or more in damage.
Relive Titania once again!
OHKO a Pokemon within 5 levels of you by using Trump Card against it when Trump Card only has 1 PP left.
Why do I hear boss music?...
Encounter and catch Praseopunk/Neopunk for the first time.
This is what happens when you don't socially distance...
Receive a status condition via Static, Flame Body, Poison Point, Poison Touch, or Deep Freeze.
It's spreading!
Trade a Pokemon with Pokerus.
Well that's appropriately ironic...
OHKO a Titanice with the move Glaciate.
Digi- I mean, Mega Evolve into...
Mega evolve every Pokemon with a Mega evolution at least once.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined...
View a Barand's stats.
Beat the Elite Four with only Feral Nuclear-Types
MDB would be proud.
Beat the entire game with a single Pokemon with a stat total of less than 400 or Hazma and without using items in battle (aside from held items)
PIMPNITE would be proud.
Beat a Virtual Trainer with a team composed only of lv1 Pokemon, or by KOing all opposing Pokemon with a Magikarp
Get. In. The. Ball! (or possibly Insult to Injury)
Catch a legendary in a ball that will only have a 1X catch rate for them.
The Truth is out there.
Complete Ripley's Sidequest.
Plausible deniability.
Win a battle only using moves that inflict indirect damage (Toxic, Sandstorm, Curse, etc.)
Just call me Joseph cause I'm...
...
...
...
Stallin'
Win a battle without inflicting any damage or instantly KOing a Pokemon. (no Confuse Ray, Flame Body Burns, Fissure, Destiny Bond, etc. Opposing struggle, confusion, and item damage (from things like Life Orb etc.) are okay.)
Quickdraw McDumbass
Use a Priority move that is ineffective or inflicts no damage to a Pokemon at the start of a battle 3 times in a row.
Altruist
Wonder Trade Pokemon with at least 4 perfect IVs 50 times.
Why you brazenly avaricious, duplicitious, larcenous ursine!
Steal an item from a Pokemon (Except for one that was tricked onto an opponent)
You just activated my trap card...
OHKO a Pokemon that was at full health with Avalanche, Revenge, Counter, or Mirror Coat after being hit with an attack that inflicted 1/2 your health or more in damage.
Relive Titania once again!
OHKO a Pokemon within 5 levels of you by using Trump Card against it when Trump Card only has 1 PP left.
Why do I hear boss music?...
Encounter and catch Praseopunk/Neopunk for the first time.
This is what happens when you don't socially distance...
Receive a status condition via Static, Flame Body, Poison Point, Poison Touch, or Deep Freeze.
It's spreading!
Trade a Pokemon with Pokerus.
Well that's appropriately ironic...
OHKO a Titanice with the move Glaciate.
Digi- I mean, Mega Evolve into...
Mega evolve every Pokemon with a Mega evolution at least once.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined...
View a Barand's stats.
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