[Game Thread] Pokerole Mystery Dungeon: Primal Shadows

[Dragonstrike]

Said laughter quickly becomes a nervous chuckling however once the dragon openly revealed that they're all far from ordinary Pokemon. "Hehe.... he... he... *coughs and lowers his voice* Yeah, uh, quite 'mpressive that ya're able t' see through our 'disguises' that quickly, Hdreigon - But can ya do 's all a favour and nat shout it from that rooftop that we're actually hyuman, please? (^v^; ) Ya know, just for safety reasons an' stuff. Heck knows whether some Pokemon are distrustful towards, well, beings from another world. Dont wanna attratc tha WRONG KIND of 'ttention, k? K, thanks!~" And Kee's back to his old chiper self again, giving Hydreigon big toothy smile.

Now for a much mre pleasant topic: FOOD!~ "Well there...~ if ya're such a gourmet, I bet ya can recommend me something to try here, now can ya?~ For... *rumaging in his guitar bag* ...200P$, yes? Cuz it's much more pleasant t'chat over why we're here an' what daheck ya mean by being a, uh, 'emissary of the Voice of Life' as ya call it, now isn't it?~ Curious, curious!~"

Hydreigon looks very confused by Kee's statement about wanting to be careful.  "Why would you have to be careful?  Nobody here thinks badly of humans.  Quite the opposite in fact!  As Espeon and Umbreon can tell you, there's even a human among Team Paradise's ranks!  And it's her that we have to thank for stopping the Bittercold from destroying the world!"

"I think you're taking this a little too fast, Hydreigon.  That's a loooooooonnnnnngggg story."

"Yeah, you should slow down a little.  Besides, we haven't seen Sue around in awhile.  You know Haxorus has been rather worried about her."

"Fine, fine.  But they should know that nobody in Post Town thinks ill of humans at the very least.  Isn't that right, Gurdurr?"

Hydreigon's sudden shout for the carpenter startles the fighting type slightly, but he's surprisingly quick to reply.  "Only owe my livelihood to Sue and Haxorus.  Won't catch me running them out of town."

"See?  Perfectly safe!  Ahahaha!"  Hydreigon's jolly demeanor is a little infectious, and Espeon's soon chuckling along with him as well.

"Yes, we do owe quite a lot to Sue and Haxorus.  I probably wouldn't be here without them, after all."

Umbreon briefly frowns after that statement from Espeon, but doesn't elaborate further.

"Now then, as for your second question, Kee the human, I would highly recommend Swanna's Apple and Gummi skewers.  They're just simply delightful!  Though you do have to provide the gummis, and they can be hard to come by around here...oh, you asked a third question too!  Right!  Simply put, I am a physical avatar for the essence of Life itself, a way for it to make itself heard in desperate times.  One of several in fact.  I'm not anywhere near the most powerful of them, but I am able to look beyond the bounds of this world and beseech humans of another for assistance, bringing them over to ours in the formes of pokemon.  I did this a great many times when I was brought into being. Though I haven't needed to use my powers lately, so I've just been enjoying life, really!"

"Maybe a little too much at times.  He sometimes literally eats himself to death.  Not that death is much of a concept for him."

"When you're a physical embodiment of Life itself, you're afforded certain liberties, after all!  Ahahaha!"

"I don't think those liberties include the bills that you rack up from all the food you eat here, though."

"Ah...uh, yes, that.  Never mind that, we'll settle the tab later!  Yes, later!  We have guests right now after all!  Human ones even!  Which is quite strange, thinking about it, given that I haven't tried to call for any recently...hmmmm..."