[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Lord Windos]

Speedy rushdown it is, whatever that corresponds to. Charge em before they have time to react and knock the buckets on them. No hurting them though, just gotta embarass em bad.

Aggro Then! Lani hops down from your backpack and blitzes over to the two punks with fists balled up! 

Intercept and Deny Roll: DEX (6) + Fight (3) + Brawl (3) - 2 Difficulty - 4 Actions (Trying to Knock both buckets down at once on them!) = 6D6 Dice
(3)(1)(5) (5)(3)(6) 3 Successes, Win!
Alertness Roll: INS (*2) + Survival (*4) + Alert (*2) - Distracted (2) = 6D6 Dice!
(2)(2)(1) (3)(4)(2) 1 Success, Suck to be yous guys!

Lani is able to get the jump on the pair of neardowells, darting before them and causing them to stop in surprise and a panic before *SMACK!* Honey and Red Food Coloring is all over them, their buckets tumbling to the ground and staining their shoes as well!

"WHAAA!"
"FUCK!"

The young lady startles and rapidly spins around, and gasps as she sees what became of her two would be Pranksters, who were now growling at your Pseudo and giving it Glares, one of the smacking a fist in one palm and the other bring out what appears to be a Spike Bats out from his Inventory.

"YOU! YOU STUPID LIZARD! I'M GOING TO POUND YA!"
"FUCK YOU CUNT! THIS HERE IS GOING UP YOUR ARSE!"

Both of them throw out Pokeballs, Summoning a modestly sized black sheep (a black Flaffy?) and what looks to be a miniature ogre! All of them look ready to gang up and wail on Lani!

The advertiser is paralyzed by things about to turn violent, holding both hands to her face and looking very worried and concerned. Not for Lani, but for the Punks - she recognizes what sort of Pokemon they're facing, and KNOWS whatever they're trying won't end well for them!

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