Pokemon Joke Show

[Pokekitty2]

This thread might be a ghost type thread, but I like your Fighting type spirit. Let this Uproar be heard, and like a Cross Cut, let us tell a joke a again @Pokekitty2!

Ahah! I Detect a fellow PUNisher! It appears the forums aren't Soundproof after all!

Indeed, let us enter a Round! I've been Stockpile-ing jokes, so hopefully our Stored Power is enough to make a Giga Impact!


-A man walks into a bar with a Psyduck under his arm. The bartender protests, saying, "Don't bring that animal in here!" The Psyduck responds, "It's OK, he's potty-trained!"

-A Modrille walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners."

-An Ursaring walks into a bar and says, "One beer, please, and....................one soda." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" "I don't know," The Ursaring replies, "I was born with them."

-A Sylveon walks into a bar. A Critical Hit! It's super effective!