[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Iron]

"Being kind and understanding pays off, I guess. I'll miss that guy's skrunkly little face."

“Thanks for the Helping Hand, my man! Without ya I’d probably be half way wiped out by now trying to handle everything here! I’d say you done enough already…but I got one more job I think you can help me with if you are still raring to help. Fair warning, though, that it could turn out, ah , tricky and a bit narrly…”

"No worries, I'm feeling good! What can I do?"

"We11, we got a coup1e of Dewgongs on the beach. A 1itera1 coup1e - shee1a is named Cass, and the guy is named Mixx . Both are 1ong time residents 'round these parts, and they regu1ar1y visit to re1ax and basx here. They even 1et tyxes and footers p1ay and tac pics with'em, if they're in a good mood. *Grimaces* Which they are NOT, right now - something set them off, and they're fighting and arguing with each other, as we11 as taxing pot shots at anyone that annoys them. We cou1d xust 1eave'em to sort it out themse1ves, but given everything that's happening I rather not taxe chances if this is a sign of something worse. They're pretty tough customers, and rather chonxy fe11ows too, but I got your bacc if you're game to sett1e them down. How's that grab ya, mate?"

"Perfect. I've got just the guy." 
Pwee is released. He'll tilt his giant lilypad head as a shield to help shelter us. He'll be Stockpiling random beach items, hanging them on his hat to make it even stronger (+1 to defensive stats from Stockpile). As a Grass/Water type, water attacks will do basically nothing to Pwee - however, he might need to dodge Ice attacks.

Can my lifeguard friend heal up Pwee? He took some damage earlier.

Munchlax is also free, having used Amnesia to boost SpDef by 2. Perfect for tanking an Ice attack if necessary.

Vernon is just trying to see the Dewgongs before they see us - he wants to reassure them he won't attack unprovoked, and then ask them what has got them upset. "You've become such a landmark here, I know this isn't your normal behavior and that something has you upset! Is it the turmoil from the PokeCenter attacks?"