[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Lord Windos]

Vernon has changed into a Hawaiin shirt he got from a surfer or surf shack, and his drink of choice is equally beach-worthy. Pwee is wearing a matching bandana, since no one makes extremely short Hawaiin shirts with six holes.

"Go have fun, Munchlax!" Remind me what other bear mons are at this place, is it all Munchlaxes? "But stay sober, that's an order. You're still little!" Munchlax can have a virgin drink, maybe something in a coconut shell which he can eat or play with when the drink is gone.

I love the idea of Pwee using Water Gun to sober people up. He's also Swallowing any leftover food (maybe netting him a Big or Fine meal when they're all added together?), which is a rarity because usually Munchlax is right there with him.

Vernon accepts the free drinks and distributes them evenly among the party, and takes the opportunity to get updates. "So what's the current status on all those quests you all went running off to do? How about everyone says their favorite little thing that happened today! Mine was Surfing with Pwee, I think I might be a little impressionable because I'm totally starting to get into surf culture now."

By the end of the night, Vernon has cut loose and instead of dancing on a table, he's dancing on Pwee's oversized lilypad while Pwee dances on a table.

Your attire gets an eyeroll from the punkish bartender, as if she couldn't believe how stereotypically 'Footy' you were being. If you're going to be cliche at least match the theme of the place you were in, seesh!

Considering that your hungry lil' bear eventually will get Immunity once they all grow up and the already robust nature of their species, the likelihood of them getting inebriated was close to zero even if they had a few mixers or straight liquor. Still, they gave you a dutiful salute before waddling away. If you're wondering, their are Bear Mons of all kinds here. Most of them were either Ursaring or Bearartic (Scary and Chill Out embodied, respectively), but you do see a couple of Pangoro, a single Bewear watching some of the younger clubbers, and even some odd fire maned, black, white, and brick colored bear that was leaning against a wall and keeping watch over some Biker types.

Sure, why not! Plenty of people would want to feed such a curious and helpful little ducky, and all the leftover meals they get from the people they 'help' sober up and leave are a nice bonus to his temp job! Big Meal Get! Note down the buff!

Reminder: you are allowed to Order one of the Special Drinks, though do be aware of their drawbacks and their Cost! If not, their are a few dance floors for Vern to boogy out on with your Overgrown duckweed to show your Moves too.