Pokérus - spreading to newly hatched Pokemon?

[PhantomUnderYourDesk]

This will probably go a bit off-topic if I continue, but after all, this is my thread, and as long as it doesn't break any rules, I can do with it what I want C:

You know what this strongly reminds me of, Windos? This.



I couldn't resist, so:


Now, calm yourself down and stop panicking... and do something, before I myself get infected with Pokérus.