[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Lord Windos]

Oh no no no, something was very very wrong here, better seperate them before Seddi dies the most unworthy death of all time. His behavior would finally tip him off to what is going on at least, gotta act fast.

He'd motion Lani to help seperate them and restrain Seddi before reaching into his backpack and trying to force feed him a Lum Berry.

Should the room be big enough Kayla is summoned to stand between them and the poor espeon to hold her off until the proceedure was done.

First, let's see if Akamu figures out that Seddi is Confused, because there could be even Stranger reasons behind their sudden string of silliness!

INS Check: INS + Knowledge + Medicine + 1 Successes (Okay, It's sorta obvious)
(3)(1)(4) (6)(6) (2)(2) 4 Successes!

Okay, yup, you know that Seddi is DEFINATELY Confused and Paralyzed! Not in danger of dying of anything than embarrassment, though.

As for trying to stop the Tickle Tackle Spiral...

Grapple Check: Lani and Espeon!
STR + Fight + Brawl - 3 (How Funny!)  - 1 Success (Pseudo Weakness: Psychic Antics!) : Min 5 Successes needed to Succeed without Trouble!
(3)(1)(2)(1)(6) (1)(2)(5)(1)(4)(3) (5) - 1 = 1 Success...

'Counter' : (5)(5)(4)(4) + 1 (PW) = 5 

...Lani ends up Tickling Sylvia too with her clumsiness, causing the esper to Grapple her instead  with her AWESOME Psychic POWER and drawing her into the tickle fest, where by she's getting treated like a crunchy stress ball AND tinkled aaallll over with the Espeon's TK mirror the sensation onto the Pseudo to try and offload some of the hilarity! Your Pseudo Dragon is currently Useless, and will suffer - 1 Exhaustion + a LOT of humiliation after this is all said and done!

Summoning Kayla is completely viable - the Room is quite spacious! Doing so right in the midst of EVERYONE, however....

Aim Roll: 3+ 3 + 1 - 4 (Too many Thrashing Bodies!) + 2 Dice (SIZE) =5D6 Dice; Need 1 Success, but the more you get the less poor the outcome....
(5)(6)(6)(1)(5) 4 Succcesse!
Who's Horsing Around?: 1D6 Dice = 1 -2 is Seddi , 3 - 4 Sylvia , 5 - 6 Lani
(2) Seddi! Buckle up, broncho!

Kayla manages to get everyone seperated upon Summon, breaking up the Tickle Tackle Spiral! HOWEVER, she ends replacing Sylvia as she reappears right on him!

Heavy Slam
Accuracy: 'Sure Hit' , but DEX (3) + Fight (3) + Brawl (5) + 2 Action Dice (Single 'Action') for Crit Odds
(4)(5)(1) (2)(6)(1) (5)(3)(4)(1)(2) (4)(6) 7 - 1 ...

*SQUISH* Critical Hit!

Damage: STR (3) + *6 + 'SE' (Prone and Defenselss) - Defense (4) = 5D6 + 2D6 Damage!
(6)(3)(6)(4)(3) + (2)(4) Seddi takes 4 Damage; 3/12 HP , - 2 Pain!

Confusion Roll: INS (*1) + Knowledge (2) - 2 Pain - 1 Success (INS Malus) = 1D6 - 1 Dice
(4) 0 Successes

The bruised cowboy, in his Confusion and Pain, springs up from prone and ends up accidently tickling Kayla, who jolts and Instinctually Mule Kicks them! No Accuracy Roll; STR + 2 Damage!

(5)(5)(5)(3)(3) Seddi is sent flying into the wall, meeting it with a meaty *SLAM!* Cartoon Torchics are circling his head for a moment, eyes spinning, before the roll up as he peels off and lands on the floor with a *pwhump* !

The room goes silent as everyone else calms down from the hi-jinks that happened, though Sylvia may be so worn out by the Tickling she may be sick/need to go the ladies room. "HA HA HA....never.....do.....that....never," she says reflexively, not through Telepathy but verbally speaking Common! How she sounds I leave up to @Pokekitty2 , as well as how else she feels about everything...

...This was one real comedy of errors, eh? Still, nobody got killed or ended up doing something truly disasters, so all's well that ends well? 

Only the dusty cowboy is not out of it yet - thanks to some downright absurd Luck his body came into contact with the area of his Inventory his 2 Sitrus Berries were in, being pressed against them with enough force to end up transferring their healing energy into him somehow and keeping him Conscious with 3 HP ( - 2 Pain!) ! It'll be a bit of a Pain to clean that part of his Bag up later, but at least he can save on a Revive and get his Confusion/Paralysis treated ASAP by Akamu's gifted Lum!

Now, onto the next part - researching Akamu's odd, odd new captures....