[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Lord Windos]

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'Oh dear' intensifies. We'll keep watching from a safe distance to not kill the mood~ or put that lox-creature on unnecessary guard, but close enough to quickly intercept if needed.

Mentally Bernhard facepalms, what just occured must been an after-effect of what occured yesterday when the channeled Spellbind and - sorry for the profany - killed those Rats. But he also SMILES, progress has been made on getting that fox-lizard-creature as a new magical companion. He also does recognize Sylvia from having met her at the cafe before - what is she doing here?! ...No hard feelings though, perhaps she can be of decent help and good use right now. Or more like she IS of decent help and good use here.

Towards Zephy pleading for HALP!, Bernhard would give her a knowing/caring smile and...a double-thumbs-up it seems! ( b ÒωÓ)b He signals the dazzed birdmouse to keep going... "Well done! Please play along, entice that creature, seduce that creature, be of your of your best and most alluring behaviour! Do it for me, do it for a new magical companion - I'm there, right behind you, to not let thing derail too much - trust me on this. If this works out, you'll be rewarded splendidly, dear Zephy..." Same with Sylvia by the way, since she helped. Seemingly.

Zephy's Charm EX!! (not as Evocation, but by having Zephy actually use the move herself)

Accuracy: Zephy's Special (5* from holding Bright Powder EX) + Bern's Special (2) + Zephy's Fight (2) + Bern's Fight (3) + Zephy's Allure (5) + Bern's Allure (0) - 1 dazzed = 16d6!!
Effect: Acting adorable, LET'S GO! Works on EVERYTHING but Oblivious and plotdeviced Mon.


If charm alone doesn't work out...

Zephy's Captivate EX!! (not as Evocation, but by having Zephy actually use the move herself)

Accuracy: Zephy's Special (5* from holding Bright Powder EX) + Bern's Special (2) + Zephy's Fight (2) + Bern's Fight (3) + Zephy's Allure (5) + Bern's Allure (0) - 1 dazzed = 16d6 again!!
Effect: Now acting flirty on top of being charming! Works on EVERYTHING but Oblivious and plotdeviced Mon.


(Let's see how this works out before we'll drop the last straw, which would be Attract EX. Not wanting to put off that iox-creature by coming off too forward!)

If things take a turn into a nsfw-scene...

...THAT's when Bernhard would crash the scene, immediately intercept and seperate the creatures by picking up Zephy from the ground. Zephy would receive a look of "You did splendidly, aren't you a most charming being~", Sylvia and Myra would receive a look of "I'm sorry for this for causing a scene", while that Iox-creature would receive a look of concern and "what the heck are you thinking?" "Please remember we're in public. Please reserve whatever you are up to for more PRIVATE times and settings, okay?"




"HOWEVER..." *devilish smile, patting Zephy* "That's my mythic partnermon you've deemed a...'mate', you called it? *waves to Sylvia* "She's a traveling companion of mine." *points to Myra* "That's my trusted kitsune and magical partner. If you desire to stay with either of them, you are more than welcome to do so, but you'll have to come with me indeed. I'll happily take you into my care... Perhaps, mayhaps, you shall find more suited mates alongside the voyage? If... *puts Zephy back on the ground Zephy*... Uhm... You are set on staying with Muse, private times and settings shall be given to you to further get to know each other indeed."

Having placed Zephy down and right in front of the Iox-creature, he then handw the birdmouse an Ultra Ball (I only have 3 in total, gotta remember to stock up on these!) as well as that red rose received earlier (because call Bern old-fashioned if you want, but absolutely no sex without love in his view) and have Zephy offer both in sort of a courtship attempt. That would also be a great point to use Attract EX!

Your partner gives you a mildly wounded look of betrayal and a bit of confusion as you 'threw her to the cupids' , as it were, but she just rolls her eyes, mutters under her breath 'Don't blame me if this gets steamy...' before putting on her best salacious smiles as she flitrs and winks with the chimeric hyrbid!

Z-Charm EX! , - 2 Actions in this 'Round'
(5)(1)(2)(3)(1)(3)(5)(1)(5)(2)(4)(4)(1)(4) 'Hits!'
The Lox, who was already VERY Allured by Zephy, is now completely besotted! - 3 STR, Affection towards User GREATLY increased!!!

The vulpizard, who was just barely restraining themselves/herse;f due to in large part of their/her competing interest with Sylvia, loses all restraint and just pounces on your fuzzy flirttacious friend!

Grapple!
Auto Success due to Joyfully Cursed, Charm EX, and Zephy's 'drunkness' !!!

The creature is all over Zephy, looking down with near primal desire as they once more said.

[M A T E]

*Looks over to Sylvia*

[C O M E , S H A R E!]

Zephy could only blush and mumble "Well, I guess I don't mind it hard..." as she waits for her 'impending doom' ...

 ...Then you intervene by swiftly and smoothly pulling Zephy from the grasp of the glowy critter, the sheer brazeness of such an Act leaving the creature momentarily caught off guard and Stunned. Zephy actually pouts as you praise her, the Mythic's cheeks faintly rosey as she crossed her arms and went 'Hmpt!"

"Oh come on! Let this starving artist have a good time for once! 'Specially with how much I let ya canoodle with that flowery - "

.....Aaaand that gets her gagged with a hasty hand to the mouth, which only leads to her licking it defiance!

While this was happening the radiant lizox shook itself out of its/her amorous stupor and subsequent 'blue ball busting' and rounds on YOU with a MOST PISSED growl-hiss you've ever done heard from a living thing! It/she looked ready to REALLY maul you for interrupting its/her M a t i n g with Zephy and maybe getting that other interesting Pokemon to join in, ahem, jolly cooperation. 

ZERO shame with this one - @Pokekitty2 you're pretty sure it isn't even AWARE such a concept exists, alongside tact and basic sensibilities and restraint.

You don't have much time to make your offer before readies to P O U N C E , so you hastily make your own Move trying to convince it, being suave in your own way as you can!

Diplomacy: Honey Sweet Temptations (Or Pimping Zephy and Myra Out, if we want to be Crude)
INS (4) + Survival (2) + 'Nature' (2) + *5 Successes (Zephy's ??? , Charm EX, ???) 
vs
Glowy Lox's Snu snu Denied W R A T H
Will (*5 + 5 Successes) + Survival (1) + Nature (3) 
These Roll has Two Parts to it: Whether it will Succeed, and by How Much it Needs to Succeed.

First, the 'Clash' 

(6)(5)(1)(3) (4)(4)(1)(4) + (*4) [Joyfully Cursed~] *4 Successes, 4 Fours.... ?
(3)(6)(3)(5) (5)(3)(2)(4) 4 Successes...

1'Added'  Success Greater: Due to 3/4 'Fours' and Joyfully Cursed, Rolling 3 More Dices to 'Add' Successes - god help you if any of them are 4s, the result adds up to 4, or you get a result divisable by 4....
(4)(6)(1)(6) 3 Successes, 1 (4) Result ....

Total Successes: Four with Four and a Four for YOU 

*Shaking my head* Hooooo boy.

....The vulpizard ends up pouncing you, but instead of trying to tear you from limb to limb , they/she straddles you instead in a Auto-Success Grapple like with Zephy, as if your some stuffed Beawear and shes/they.....

"*Sniff sniff* ....FFFfffwwWaaaaaw?"

Their silted gaze, once almost literally dripping with ANGER, was now filled with something else.

Curiosity
Interest
Desire.

The lox leers at you with a sudden, newfound appreciation that sends you Danger senses tingling in all the wrong and 'wrong' ways.

"MmmMmRrrrrrrWwww...."

You don't understand Pokespeak, but even a fool like yourself can connect the dots at the way she/it is eyeing you up and the way she plans to feast on you now.

Zephy, bless heart her overly ripe heart for ANY sort of romance and strangle her tiny lil' neck for the trouble THAT brings, was still held in one of your hands, cocking her head over at the, uh, scene that was taking place.

"....Huh. Guess this is a threesome now. *Glances over to Sylvia and Myra* Or maybe four and five fun festivities? *Looks to you...and give you a Grin and 'thumbs up'* Smooth moves, Romeo~ ! Was this your plan, 'Bern? ...Probably not, but heck with it! Fortune gave us a 'Full House' , so might as well go all in baby~!"

Damn it Zephy.

....The crowd at this point seemed equal parts baffled, concerned, and for the more Insightful among them mortified, offended, or even excited. The bbq owner could hardly keep up with the demand for snacks as the 'show' he 'set up' was shaping up to be on huge 'hit' .

Sirs was on the verge of Fainting from how hard he was laughing, while Myra looked closed to Fainting out of sheer embarrassment and seeing such lewdness on display (as well as her own guilty pleasure) .

Attract EX is not needed at this point, needless to say - though if you still want to use it.....