[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[PhantomUnderYourDesk]

As Bernhard attempts his offer, though, Sylvia has made up her mind - she may as well play along.
She slips between the two of them, walking across Bernhard's chest to rub her back up under the lox's chin. It's not a seduction attempt, exactly - more of a distraction and re-direction.
Intent: redirect the lox's attention, get them off of Bernhard (he's taking it well now, but she knows enough about his character to suspect he's not fully comfortable there, especially given the crowd).
Trust me, Azure one - he's not worth your time in *that* department.

Original Post link for my sake of re-reading, and to prevent it from being buried 

The very moment that bespectacled Espeon put a paw onto his chest, Bern audibly takes a breath and ALMOST instinctively blares out a 'Please DON'T touch me there! Highly sensitive!! Not allowed!! Personal space, personal space please, boundaries!! You're not Morgana! NO touching me !' He manages to swallow these words last minute.

...Perhaps because he was way too dazzed by Sylvia chipping in now. Luck (or the joyful curse) has it, that Bernhard absolutely misinterprets her gesture towards that Lox-creature. "No, please, Sylvia, not you as well..." Instinctively he blushes even more, with tiny steam clouds and everything, immediately averts his gaze to the side, and covers his view to Sylv and that creature with both hands. "We're STILL in public, ya know... (⁄ ⁄>⁄ロ⁄<⁄ ⁄; ) And I know my robe's pretty and comfy and fluffy, but I would REALLY prefer you DON'T misuse it as a bedsheet now... Please stop, go mate elsewhere... I BEG you..."


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Uh... We'll hold our breath in high anticipation as that glowy fox creature gives us a raw, sultry gaze, mentally preparing for impending doom, dear Arcus help Bernhard already.......

Only to have it giving us that long lick across the side of our face and a gentle nuzzle. For a moment, Bernhard's absolutely stunned by that turn of event, as well as that ill feeling from being 'smooched' (which is heavily noted by him, and only wants him to get that creature as a magical companion even more - what is this sorcery, is that some sort of poison?) - such sudden(?) affection heavily triggers his 'oh, you flatter me so~'-senses, causing them to go into literal overdrive. He cups the cheek that creature 'kissed' with the non-gauntleted hand, lets out a chuckle, and gifts that creature a thankful (and heavily relieved!!) smile and carefully pats their face's/snout's in return. "You like me?~ How sweet of you, thanks~~ I jussssst so happen to have grown a liking on you as well, I fear~ Hehe~~~ (^//v//^; )" *embarassed brushing of a long black strand of hair out of face*

(Damage and paralyzed status noted! As well as all XP) We're VERY taken aback as that Umbrelong throws up onto their back, but we don't fight it at all.

Current mood as together we are leaping several stories high and land on top of a nearby building, before proceeding to hop across the roofs together and away from Main Street (we'll put our arms around that creature's neck for safety)

As we leap away though, among the crowd's cheering and Zephy's cries out of "WOOOOOO! YEAH BABY, SCORE ~<3 !!!", Bernhard's voice can be heard, in an obvious rushed manner. "No! Myra!! Σ(°ロ°) Please stick with Sylv for now, and meet me back at the Magi Embassyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!............................" *long echo*



As for WHERE we'll go:

Spoiler

B) You end up elsewhere , but Seddi will still somehow meet up with you - it'll be 'clear' how this will work if we go down this path. On the plus side you get a chance to Bond/'Bond' with your new Mon and no doubt make Zephy very very Happy, and you don't got to explain nothing to no one about whatever happens. On the flipside....well, you got to deal with a fiesty and Dangerous Lox, and the meeting with Seddi.... you'll see.

(Yep, indeed. Sorry Seddi! I REALLY want to bond with that new 'Mon, keep things private aka not having to explain things, and have Zephy happy. In-chara Bern's really not the type to be like 'please look at what I caught', the cowboy being a 'Mon-researcher or not - you gotta earn his trust first!)

Wherever we'll end up, Bernhard desperately hope that it will be somewhere away from the crowd. Somewhere PRIVATE at best.


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Once and wherever we land and are set back on the ground aka fred from being held on the back of that Umbrelong, we'll give... said creature another gentle nuzzle of their cheek. Bern smiles mildly (a rare sight on his face indeed), then lets out a deep sigh. "Companions indeed?~ Yes? ...Fine. Happy now~~" *feeling rather pleased with oneself*

He gently rubs their snout, having a stern look now. "Yes, COMPANIONS. Nothing more, and definitely nothing less. I do happen to enjoy how unique you appear to be, I've grown a liking on you indeed~~ However I'm already happily taken, and one-hundred percently faithful to my lady. *mumbles something along the lines of 'she would probably skin me alive in cold blood if I am not'* Then, in a spark of inspiration, his face and expression light up. "HOWEVER~" *picks up Zephy, 'presenting her'* "My mythic partner here is free and willing, I guess~ Now aren't you, my dear Zephy?~ (･ᴗ<)☆"

Bern once more hands her the red rose received earlier, as well as an Ultra Ball' and leans in closer to whisper to the birdmouse. "I HIIIIGHLY doubt me of all people has to tell you this... But... Told you you shall be rewarded splendidly if this encounter of that creature works out in good terms. I'm sorry for intercepting earlier, I HAD TO, okay... Plus, you DO have a point of letting me...please don't call it 'canoodling', that sounds so non-romantic (._. ) *another wink and smirk* Make it meaningful~. Make it count~. Don't overdo it first time together, I have a feeling that creature will stay with us, you shall have PLENTY of opportunities for a good time, if you desire so... Especially if you can, perhaps and mayhaps, put in a good word for me towards that creature please~". *deep sigh* Just...enjoy yourself.  I don't want to deal with any hatchlings of yours though."



Then, in a dramatic act of 'gifting/handing' that birdmouse to that Umbrelong:

Attract EX!! (not via Evocation, but having Zephy actually use the move)

Accuracy: Zephy's Special (5* from holding Bright Powder EX) + Bern's Special (2) + Zephy's Fight (2) + Bern's Fight (3) + Zephy's Allure (5) + Bern's Allure (0) - 1 dazzed = 16d6!
Effect: Adds 'In Love' Status and works on EVERYTHING but Oblivious and plotdeviced Mon, regardless of gender. Because still no lovemaking without the actual love in Bern's book! He'll discreetly turn away though and cover his ears.


IF, HOWEVER, that Umbrelong as well as Zephy are absolutely set on - dear heaven, I hate writing this while I'm also laughing like a jolly teenager - making this a threesome, OR there's a significant chance of increasing the bond with that creature...

Spoiler

...still use Attract EX on Umbrelong, with the difference that, by everything that's holy and might, Bernhard will join. He'll absolutely HATE every second of it, and only gently touch himself (through his pants with the non-gauntleted hand)  while letting that Umbrelong and Zephy mate as much as they want on top of him; or if anything - "J U S T.  C U D D L E S ! ! ! Not a single step further! I DARE YOU!! *clenches robe* "Clothes stay on!!"

Mood if THAT happens, what dafaque. Please fade to black if things go THAT direction. My PM Inbox is always open though if you really want to indulge such a scene.