[Game Thread] Lord Windos’ PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Iron]

Vernax's first priority is to check on poor shriveled Munchlax, the Pokemon line he's always been drawn to because the last syllable of their name is the same. It's possible he may never evolve at all now, since only a very happy Munchlax can evolve, and if he does evolve, Vernax wonders if he'll be skeletal still? Whoever heard of a skinny Snorlax? But Vernax won't abandon him. He's determined to try and make Munchlax - Famine, as he'll be known henceforth - as happy as possible, and give him the best chance of evolving possible. Vernax is relieved to see Famine hasn't permanently dampened his spirits, though it does make Vernax a little sick to look at him and know the forces of his own fate are the reason for Famine's fate.

(Did Munchlax Pickup anything besides a horrid disease? I feel the little guy deserves something waggish stolen from the insane contest)

Instead of trying out the new Transportation pokemon - which Vernax feels will probably be a "fair" trade from a certain hellish perspective - Famine is taken around the various markets of the Festival or department store. They'll be picking up any items that will help boost his Happiness, and Vernax will turn a blind eye to any minor thieving Famine does (only things no one will miss. Petty things. Anything bigger, Vernax will pay for in secret or return). One priority is finding a Luxury Ball, assuming a transfer is possible. Maybe they'll even be 25% off = 750$. Vern doesn't want a Soothe Bell as he knows the Heavy Duty Boots make Famine happy - they're even more comical now since Munchlax is skinnier. They'll definitely pick up some healthy and tasty meals like protein shakes, since every calorie counts now. Maybe a Razz-Leppa Espresso if it smells nice.