The Great Cookie Capers!

[Lord Windos]

*THUMP!* *Golurk lands on the ship* *The Cookie Thief, gripping his Pokémon tightly, airily speaks to the crew of the ship*

I believe you have someone that belongs in much better company, ruffians. Now, would you be a dear and hand her over to us, or will things have to get complicated? I already have a killer headache from before I got here, so I am quite short on patience. Just for demonstration purposes....

*Golurk raises one of its fists, and a frankly massive Shadow Ball forms right above it*

So, for your shake and mine, let me be clear: one wrong move, and you'll be right at home in davvy jone's locker. I have a friend with me *Weakly waves to the ranger on board his Golurk* that can also play havoc with your crew as well. So, what will it be, captain?