[Meta thread] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure : Celadon City Vandels

[Spiritmon]

Dont need to say twice Lady Mew. We should use some cement to fortify that fourth wall and make a fifith one. And dont need to be angry with me, since Sun and Moon games already exist in our world. And Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon shine as daylight. Eeeeeeyyyy *points to fingers to Mew direction with Black Glass*

[Dragonstrike]

Found the post in the meta thread concerning what was mentioned about that priestess of Giratina's.  It's right...here.

Still just as disturbing as it was originally...brrrr...funny how it's suddenly partially relevant now, though.

[Lord Windos]

'I'm already pretty annoyed, confused, and bemused that Spiritmon's character was right all along, Dragonstrike, but I appreciate that at least SOMEONE knows when to stop beating a dead Horsea........er, sorry, bad choice in expression right there......'

'*Sighs* Well, yes, Giritina CAN break the forth wall if she wants, but I doubt she will, though. She has a teneous grasp on 'reality' as she knows it, and would rather not do anything that could cause a resurgence in her more.......'quirky' behaviors and mindset. So don't worry about it happening until it happens, alright?

Yeah, I'm about as pleased about this outcome as you are, tbh.  Good to know Giratina has some good self awareness and restraint, though...

Ah, that reminds me.  I needed to speak to you in private, Mew.  Yes, me, not Reiner.  It concerns some...delicate events surrounding Reiner.

'*Shrugs* We'll just have to work around this or find SOMEWAY to cope with the various instance of Tauros shit that keeps piling up on aaaallll of us...

'Yeah, the Queen is aware she's nuts, its that most of the time she's like Ardyn from FF 15 : she either doesn't care about it most of the time, or goes with the flow and works with it, rather than against. Still doesn't mean she wants to be ruled by her insanity, though, so she's.....'careful' about it, so to speak.'

'.........Oh? Well sure, I guess. Where do you want to hold the meeting, though? PM, or on your character sheet somewhere, since the Meta Thread is not the most secure places to whispers secrets.'

[Dragonstrike]

'.........Oh? Well sure, I guess. Where do you want to hold the meeting, though? PM, or on your character sheet somewhere, since the Meta Thread is not the most secure places to whispers secrets.'

I'll tell Windos via PM so he can relay the info to you.  Character sheet isn't as private as ya might think, unfortunately.  I do want to hear your opinions on the matter, though.

[Dragonstrike]

What did you need to tell me about Giratina, Mew?

[Lord Windos]

What did you need to tell me about Giratina, Mew?

' ......Its two things, actually, but they are pretty huge ones all things considering.  The first thing I need to inform you about is her Head Priestess, who we both know isn't the most......sane and stable of individuals. That hardly stops her from doing her literally god given duty of spreading the belief and faith of her goddess wherever she travels, though.....in fact, I think it actually helps them due to doing things to advance her goddess' agenda that no rational person would do. Heck, I think she does things Giratina doesn't expect, though since I never heard of any conflict between them and Priesty, such things doesn't bother either of them. Anyway.....*sighs* I expect she's more than aware of her Goddess' crush on Reiner by this point, if Queeny didn't tell them to begin with, and will slowly be making her way to his location. She's in the Sinnoh region last time I checked, so its going to take awhile, but when she does come knocking......its going to be a wild and weird experience for him. The Head Priestess is not known for her restraint......quite the opposite, really. She might also be jealous of Reiner stealing her goddess' heart, which will likely cause....complications too. I didn't want to tell Reiner this 'cause he has more than enough to worry about without the Madien's Priest making a beeline towards him....


'The second topic is less of a 'immediate' concern, but still an ever present one that will only become more....promenient over time. Giratina is the Goddess of the Afterlife, Underworld, whatever, and by extension has complete and utter control and dominion over all within that field. She's changed things up since she's gotten that title, like creating different 'Afterlives' and overhauling the Reincarnation system , but she still rules over them all and the dead souls that come in her care. Which will eventually be most of everything, since most of everything will die at one point or another. As far as I know, Reiner's still a plain jane mortal with a finite lifespan and squishy body, so if he ends up carking it and I can't revive him in time.....I bet Giratina is not going to let an opportunity to snatch up her mi amore's and wisk him away to get started on her courtship plans. SInce he's aware of her existence and desires towards him, that all but a certainty right now, if I know her how her nervousness and eagerness interact with each other by now. So....yeah. I don't think I need to tell you why I want this to be kept secret between us, as if Reiner finds out about THAT particular sword of damacles hanging over his death........ Its an inevitability that he'll die at some point, hopefully from old age and/or peacefully , but I rather not him constantly be counting that time with paranoid worry......especially if we can dissuade Queeny from taking drastic actions with her affections."

[Dragonstrike]

' ......Its two things, actually, but they are pretty huge ones all things considering.  The first thing I need to inform you about is her Head Priestess, who we both know isn't the most......sane and stable of individuals. That hardly stops her from doing her literally god given duty of spreading the belief and faith of her goddess wherever she travels, though.....in fact, I think it actually helps them due to doing things to advance her goddess' agenda that no rational person would do. Heck, I think she does things Giratina doesn't expect, though since I never heard of any conflict between them and Priesty, such things doesn't bother either of them. Anyway.....*sighs* I expect she's more than aware of her Goddess' crush on Reiner by this point, if Queeny didn't tell them to begin with, and will slowly be making her way to his location. She's in the Sinnoh region last time I checked, so its going to take awhile, but when she does come knocking......its going to be a wild and weird experience for him. The Head Priestess is not known for her restraint......quite the opposite, really. She might also be jealous of Reiner stealing her goddess' heart, which will likely cause....complications too. I didn't want to tell Reiner this 'cause he has more than enough to worry about without the Madien's Priest making a beeline towards him....


'The second topic is less of a 'immediate' concern, but still an ever present one that will only become more....promenient over time. Giratina is the Goddess of the Afterlife, Underworld, whatever, and by extension has complete and utter control and dominion over all within that field. She's changed things up since she's gotten that title, like creating different 'Afterlives' and overhauling the Reincarnation system , but she still rules over them all and the dead souls that come in her care. Which will eventually be most of everything, since most of everything will die at one point or another. As far as I know, Reiner's still a plain jane mortal with a finite lifespan and squishy body, so if he ends up carking it and I can't revive him in time.....I bet Giratina is not going to let an opportunity to snatch up her mi amore's and wisk him away to get started on her courtship plans. SInce he's aware of her existence and desires towards him, that all but a certainty right now, if I know her how her nervousness and eagerness interact with each other by now. So....yeah. I don't think I need to tell you why I want this to be kept secret between us, as if Reiner finds out about THAT particular sword of damacles hanging over his death........ Its an inevitability that he'll die at some point, hopefully from old age and/or peacefully , but I rather not him constantly be counting that time with paranoid worry......especially if we can dissuade Queeny from taking drastic actions with her affections."

...ah.  So there might be a more immediate, physical concern later down the line that's practically unavoidable and almost certainly going to be rocky, and one that's almost inevitably going to happen at a painfully slow speed unless something super duper drastic (and probably irreversible) occurs...goody...

I do have to ask, though, Mew: How do YOU feel about that?

[Lord Windos]

...ah.  So there might be a more immediate, physical concern later down the line that's practically unavoidable and almost certainly going to be rocky, and one that's almost inevitably going to happen at a painfully slow speed unless something super duper drastic (and probably irreversible) occurs...goody...

I do have to ask, though, Mew: How do YOU feel about that?

'......Honestly, I'm extremely displeased with the fact that, whether I want to or not, I'm going to end up competing with THE most unstable Legendary over Reiner, regardless about we each feel about him. Problem is, even at my full power Giratina still dwarfed me in almost EVERY aspect, and that's not even counting the natural Type Advantage and back up support she has from her  Head Priestess - who's about as powerful as a minor Mythic or Legendary Pokémon at this point - and.....THEM . They not much I can do without screwing a whole pack of Poocheyena even IF I call in favors from my friends and allies, but doing nothing also screws me and Reiner over as well! Its a literally no win scenario unless your character and my Partner can handle Queeny when she makes her first big splash......and given his luck with women, we are fuuuuuuucked. Raaarrrgh......'

[Spiritmon]

"Them"?

[Dragonstrike]

"Them"?

That's us, Spirit.  You, me Windos, etc.  How else are you going to describe what might as well be deities when they don't seem to want to explain just who and what they are?